英语幽默教程汇总和更新

I Love You, Too Boyfriend: I'm not rich and don't have a yacht or convertible like Harry,but I love you, dear. Girlfriend: I love you, too. But tell me more about Harry. 我也爱你 男朋友：虽然我不象哈里那样有豪华游艇和舒 [查看全文]

A woman got a dent in her car and took it in to the repair shop. 一位女士把车撞了一个坑，于是就去修车。 The repairman decided to have a bit of fun. So he told her all she had to do was to take it home and blow in the tail [查看全文]

A smart housewife was told that there was a kind of stove which would only consume half of the coal she was burning. She was very excited, and said: That'll be terrific! Since one stove can save half of the coal, if I buy two, no coal will [查看全文]

Lawyer: You say you were about thirty-five feet away from the scene of the accident? Just how far can you see clearly? 律师：你说你离事故现场约有35英尺，你能看清多远的东西？ Witness: Well, when I wake up in the mor [查看全文]

A very thin man met a very fat man in the hotel lobby. 在旅馆大厅里，一个非常瘦的人遇到了一个非常胖的人。 From your looks, said the fat man, there might have been a famine. 胖子说：看你的样子，可能有过饥 [查看全文]

Dick was seven years old, and his sister, Catherine, was five. One day their mother took them to their aunt's house to play while she went to the big city to buy some new clothes. 迪克七岁，他的妹妹凯瑟琳五岁。一天，妈妈把 [查看全文]

Dan is teaching his son how to box. As he does so, he left his friend, This is a tough world, so I'm teaching my boy to fight. 丹在教他的儿子怎样拳击。他告诉他的朋友：这是一个粗暴的世界，所以我要教我的儿子 [查看全文]

Teacher: You copied from Jenny's exam paper,didn't you? 老师：你考试的时候照抄Jenny了是不是？ Pupil: How did you know? 学生：您怎么知道的？ Teacher:Jenny's paper says, l don't. And you have put, Me neither. 老师： [查看全文]

George comes from school on the first of September. 9月1日， 乔治放学回到家里。 George, how did you like your new teacher? asked his mother. 乔治，你喜欢你们的新老师吗？ 妈妈问。 I didn't like her, Mother, beca [查看全文]

Julie was saying her bedtime prayers. Please God, she said, Make Naples the capital of Italy. Make Naples the capital of Italy. 朱莉叶在做睡前祷告。祷告上帝，她说，让那不勒斯成为意大利的首都吧。让那不勒斯 [查看全文]