英语幽默教程汇总和更新
英语幽默更新列表
- 2011-01-21英语幽默:善良的男人
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A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, cl [查看全文]
- 2011-01-20英语幽默:最佳答案
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A newspaper organized a contest for the best answer to the question: If a fire broke out in the Louvre, and if you could only save one painting, which one would you carry out? 一份报纸组织了一场竞赛，为下面的问题征集最佳 [查看全文]
- 2011-01-18英语幽默:冲突
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A ventriloquist is performing with his dummy on his lap. Hes telling a dumb- blonde joke when a young platinum-haired beauty jumps to her feet. 一位口技表演者用放在他膝上的玩具娃娃练习表演。他在跟金发碧眼的玩具 [查看全文]
- 2011-01-17英语幽默:最丑的小孩
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: Thats the ugliest baby that Ive ever seen. Ugh! The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: The driver just insulted me! The man says: [查看全文]
- 2011-01-15英语幽默:不用那么快
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Two campers are walking through the woods when a huge brown bear suddenly appears in the clearing about 50 feet in front of them. The bear sees the campers and begins to head toward them. The first guy drops his backpack, digs out a pair of [查看全文]
- 2011-01-14英语幽默:更坏的消息
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A doctor says to his patient, I have bad news and worse news.Oh dear, whats the bad news? asks the patient. The doctor replies, You only have 24 hours to live.Thats terrible, said the patient. How can the news possibly be worse? The doctor [查看全文]
- 2011-01-13英语幽默:谢绝自带
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Two attorneys went into a restaurant and ordered two drinks. Then they brought out sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat. The owner marched over and told them, You can't eat your own sandwiches here! 两个律师走进一个餐厅 [查看全文]
- 2011-01-12英语幽默:学法语
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Son: Dad, is French difficult to learn? 子：爸爸，法语难学吗？ Father: My boy, at the beginning it is, but after that it becomes easy. 父：我的孩子，一开始难学，不过过后就容易了。 Son: That's great! I'll lea [查看全文]
- 2011-01-11英语幽默:研发圆珠笔
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When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, u [查看全文]
- 2011-01-10英语幽默:一封家书
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Dear Dad, 亲爱的老爸： Berlin is wonderful, people are nice and I really like it here, but dad, I am a bit ashamed to arrive at my college with my pure-gold Ferrari 599GTB when all my teachers and many fellow students travel by train. [查看全文]
