英语幽默教程汇总和更新

When the young waitress in the caf in Tom's building started waving hello everyday. Tom was flattered, for she was at least 15 years younger than he. One day she waved and beckoned to Tom again. When Tom strolled over, she asked, Are you si [查看全文]

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. 孩子们在天主教学校的自助食堂中排队打午饭。 At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on t [查看全文]

a guard was about to signal his train to start when he saw an attractive girl standing on the platform by an open door, talking to another pretty girl inside the carriage. 一名警卫正准备发出开车的信号的时候，看到了一个很 [查看全文]

A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head. The manager runs up to the man and asks, What are you doing?!! The blind man replies, Just looking aro [查看全文]

Landon had made an unsuccessful attempt at the recitation, and the doctor, somewhat nettled, said: Landon, you don't seem to be getting on very fast in this subject. You seem to lack ambition. Why, at your age Alexander the Great had conque [查看全文]

An elderly couple goes to Burger King, where they carefully split a burger and fries. A trucker takes pity on them and offers to buy the wife her own meal. It's all right, says the husband. We share everything. 一对老年夫妇正在汉堡王 [查看全文]

Peter joined the army when he was eighteen, and for several months he was taught how to be a good soldier. He did quite well in everything except shooting. One day he and his friends were practicing their shooting, and all of them were doin [查看全文]

On Christmas Eve Santa Claus met an honest politician and a kind lawyer while riding up in an elevator of a very exclusive hotel. Just before the doors opened the three of them noticed a 1000NT bill lying on the floor. Which one of them do [查看全文]

Son: Why are hen's legs so short? 儿子：为什么母鸡的腿这么短呢？ Dad: You're a fool. If the hen's legs were too long, wouldn't they drop their eggs into pieces when laying? 父亲：你真笨。如果母鸡的腿太长，它们 [查看全文]

Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. 世上的每一个人都上了天堂。 God comes and says. I want the men to make two lines. 神说：要男人分成两队， One line for the men that dominated their women on earth 一是在世上 [查看全文]