英语幽默教程汇总和更新

A preacher is buying a parrot. 一个传教士在买鹦鹉。 Are you sure it doesn't scream, yell, or swear? asked the preacher. 你确信它不会尖叫，大叫或诅咒别人吗？传教士问。 Oh absolutely. It's a religious parrot, [查看全文]

A little boy asked his father: Daddy, how much does it cost to get married? 一个小男孩问他的爸爸：结婚要花多少钱？ The father replied: I don't know son. I'm still paying! 爸爸说：我不知道，因为我仍然在付帐！ [查看全文]

A man approached a beautiful woman in a supermarket and asked her, 在超市里，有位男士走向一位美丽的女子，问她说： You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you please talk to me for a few minutes? 我在超 [查看全文]

Doctor, she said loudly, bouncing into the room, I want you to say frankly what's wrong with me. 医生她冲进屋后大声说道。我想让你坦率地说我到底得了什么病。 He surveyed her from head to foot. Madam, he said at le [查看全文]

When I taught the introduction-to-theater course at North Dakota State University, I required my students to attend the university theater's current production and write a critique. After viewing a particularly fine performance, one student [查看全文]

Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day while they were walking by the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom. Mary promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom a [查看全文]

A man went to the police office wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. 一个人来到警察局想和昨天潜入他家偷盗的贼聊聊。 You will get your chance in court. said the Desk Sergean [查看全文]

Three competing store owners rented adjoining shops in a mall. Observers waited for mayhem to ensue. 三个互相争生意的商店老板在一条商业街上租用了毗邻的店铺。旁观者等着瞧好戏。 The retailer on the right p [查看全文]

Waitress, shouted the impatient diner, do I have to sit here and starve all night? 服务员，用餐者不耐烦地叫道，我必须整晚坐在这儿挨饿吗？ no, sir, we close at nine o'clock. 不，先生，我们9点关门。 [查看全文]

Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion about a new restaurant. 两只蟑螂正在一条小巷的垃圾堆上大吃着，其中的一只谈起了它在一家新开张的餐馆里的经历。 I was in t [查看全文]