英语幽默教程汇总和更新
英语幽默更新列表
- 2011-01-08英语幽默:别让主知道
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A distinguished clergyman and the elders from his congregation attended an out-of-town meeting that did not finish until rather late. They decided to have something to eat before goint home, but unfortunately the only spot open was a seedy [查看全文]
- 2011-01-07英语幽默:你爸爸帮你了吗
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One day, Tim's mathematics teacher looked at his homework and saw that he had got all his sums right. The teacher was very pleased-and rather surprised. He called Tim to his desk and said to him, You got all your homework right this time, T [查看全文]
- 2011-01-06英语幽默:等一秒钟
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A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: God, what is a million dollars to you? and God says: A penny. Then the man says: God, what is a million years to you? and God says: a second., then the man says: God, can I have a pen [查看全文]
- 2011-01-05英语幽默:很高兴见到你
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During World War II, a lot of young women in Britain were in the army. Joan Phillips was one of them. She worked in a big camp, and of course met a lot of men, officers and soldiers. 在第二次世界大战中，有许多年轻的妇女在军 [查看全文]
- 2010-12-31英语幽默:到处都疼
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A man goes to the doctor and says, Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts. 一个人去看医生，说：医生，不管我碰哪里，都会疼。 The doctor asks, What do you mean? 医生问：什么意思？ The man says, When I touch my sho [查看全文]
- 2010-12-30英语幽默:他煮
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A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. 一个男人和他妻子在争论应该谁每天早晨煮咖啡。 The wife said, You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have t [查看全文]
- 2010-12-29英语幽默:自己做好准备
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A student once sent a telegram to his parents reading: Mom - flunked all courses. Kicked out of school. Prepare Pop. 一个学生一次给父母拍了一份电报，上面写着：妈妈－我所有功课都不及格，被学校开除。让爸 [查看全文]
- 2010-12-28英语幽默:讲迷信
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Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first robber said, I hear sirens. Jump! 两个盗贼在一家旅馆偷东西。第一个说：我听到警报响了，快跳吧! The second one said, But we're on the 13 th floor! 第二个说：但是我 [查看全文]
- 2010-12-25英语幽默:两只鸟
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Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which? 老师： 这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗？ Student: I cannot point out but I [查看全文]
- 2010-12-24英语幽默:位置关系
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Once in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates were thinking it hard. 在一次物理考试时，当同学们都还在苦思冥想时，尼克很快就答好了第一个问题。 The question [查看全文]
