英语幽默教程汇总和更新
英语幽默更新列表
- 2011-04-11新西兰的气候 The Climate of New Zealand
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The Climate of New Zealand Teacher: Matthew, what is the climate of New Zealand? Matthew: Very Cold, sir. Teacher: Wrong. Matthew: But, sir! When they send us meat it always arrives frozen! 新西兰的气候 老师：马修，新西兰的气 [查看全文]
- 2011-04-09我妹妹的手指头 My Sister's Fingers
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My Sister's Fingers Teacher: Kevin, why are you late this time? Kevin: Please sir, I bruised two fingers knocking in a nail at home. Teacher: I don't see any bandages. Kevin: Oh, they weren't my fingers! I told my little sister to hold the [查看全文]
- 2011-04-08＂孩子＂的复数形式 The plural Form of ＂Child＂
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The plural Form of Child Teacher: What is the plural of man, Tom? Tom: Men. Teacher: Good. And the plural of child? Tom: Twins. 孩子的复数形式 老师：汤姆，男人这个词的复数形式是什么？ 汤姆：男人们。 老师： [查看全文]
- 2011-04-07英语幽默:人们什么时候说话最少？ When Do People Talk Least?
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When Do People Talk Least? Student A: When do people talk least? Student B: In February. Student A: Why? Student B: Because February is the shortest month of a year. 人们什么时候说话最少？ 学生甲：人们在什么时候说话最 [查看全文]
- 2011-04-06英语幽默:半个还是十分之五 Half or Five Tenths?
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Half or Five Tenths? Teacher: Would you rather have one half of an orange or five tenths? Gerald: I'd much rather have the half. Teacher: Think carefully, and tell me why. Gerald: Because you lose too much juice when you cut the orange into [查看全文]
- 2011-04-02英语幽默:除了音乐 All Except the Music
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A keen young teacher wanted to introduce her class to the glories of classical music, so she arranged an outing to an afternoon concert. To make the occasion even more memorable, she treated everyone to lemonade, cake, chocs and ices. Just [查看全文]
- 2011-04-01英语幽默:Improvement 进步
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Improvement One student said to another: How are your English lessons coming along? Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me. 进步 一位学生对另一位说：你 [查看全文]
- 2011-03-31I'm sorry five
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有个人刚学外语，这天在街上走，不小心踩了一个老外的脚，那人急忙说：I'm sorry. 老外也礼貌地说了句：I'm sorry,too. 那人一听，急忙回了句：I'm sorry ,three. 老外一听傻了，问道：What [查看全文]
- 2011-03-30英语幽默:我没有睡着 I Wasn't Asleep
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I Wasn't Asleep When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: Wake up, sir! I wasn't asleep. the man a [查看全文]
- 2011-03-29英语幽默:愚人节恶搞短信集锦
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如果你在愚人节收到这些短信，千万不要用正常的英语思维来翻译，这些都是恶搞的英语版愚人节短信，考试时可不要这样翻译哦。 1.we two who and who? 咱俩谁跟谁阿 2.how are you ? how old [查看全文]
