英语幽默教程汇总和更新

　　A preacher is buying a parrot　　Are you sure it doesnt scream, yell, or swear? asked the preacher.　　Oh abs... [查看全文]

　　There once was a snail that wanted to buy a Nissan Z car.　　So, he went to a dealership and bought a car... [查看全文]

A bear and a rabbit are taking a dump in the woods.The bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "Do you have a pr... [查看全文]

　　There's this fella with a parrot. And this parrot swears like an old salt, I mean he's a pistol. He... [查看全文]

George comes from school on the first of September."George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother... [查看全文]

An Absent Minded ProfessorA notoriously absentminded professor was one day observed walking along the street with ... [查看全文]

Navajo Message For The Moon纳瓦伙族人给月球的讯息When NASA was preparing for the Apollo Project, it took the astron... [查看全文]

A judge asked our group of potential jurors whether anyone should be excused, and one man raised his hand."I ca... [查看全文]

Workman：Mr．Brown，I should like to ask for a smallrise in my wages． I have just been married． Employer：Very ... [查看全文]

"We have a skunk in the basement," shrieked the caller to the police dispatcher. "How can we get it out?""Take... [查看全文]