英语幽默教程汇总和更新

　　Several international businessmen were on a conference cruise when the ship began to sink. "Go and tell those... [查看全文]

A man was crawling across the desert dying of thirst, when a camel raced up and stopped. An Arab jumped down,... [查看全文]

　　Psychiatrist: What's your problem?　　Patient: I think I'm a chicken.　　Psychiatrist: How long has this ... [查看全文]

　　A New Zealand man caught driving at more than twice the legal speed limit claimed he needed to step on the... [查看全文]

Two people were going fishing. They went a long way to buy the equipment, bait and a video camera. Then they ... [查看全文]

The Astronaut Pen During the heat of the space race in the 1960s, the U.S. National Aeronautics and Space Admin... [查看全文]

爹妈总是我们最亲近的人，你们跟妈亲还是爹亲呢，应该是有求必应就跟谁亲吧哈哈，小编是不是又猜中了?!遇到各种生活琐碎时：妈，我饿了!妈... [查看全文]

　　Mr. Brown arrived for work an hour late. His clothes were torn and tattered. He was banged and bruised, and... [查看全文]

　　Two mayors made a bet on the outcome of the Vegetable Bowl, the annual football game between their high sch... [查看全文]

Absent-minded Professor: Heavens! Someone stole my wallet!Wife: Didn't you feel a hand in your pocket?Absent-min... [查看全文]