英语幽默教程汇总和更新

一对热恋中的男女。女生非常没有安全感，于是对着男友说：SAY I LOVE YOU!! SAY IT! SAY IT! SAY IT!男的答道：IT! [查看全文]

某人刻苦学习英语，终有小成。一日上街不慎与一老外相撞，忙说：I am sorry。老外应道：I am sorry too。某人听后又道：I am sorry... [查看全文]

一位在美的留学生，想要考国际驾照。在考试时因为过于紧张，看到地上标线是向左转。他不放心的问道:turn left?监考官回答：right。于是他... [查看全文]

小明上英文课时跟老师说：May I go to the toilet? 老师说：Go ahead. 小明就坐了下来。过了一会儿，小明又跟老师说：May I go ... [查看全文]

A man see a woman is beautiful so he said:'Oh,you are beautiful!'But the woman like Chinese said:"Where?Wh... [查看全文]

　　爱因斯坦，，被公认为是自伽利略、牛顿以来最伟大的科学家、物理学家，被美国《时代周刊》评选为世纪伟人。查理·卓别林，20世纪著名的... [查看全文]

He Won他赢了Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny?汤姆：约翰尼，你小弟弟好吗?Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt ... [查看全文]

Jim’s History Examination吉姆的历史考试Uncle: How did Jim do in his history examination?舅舅：吉姆这孩子历史考得怎... [查看全文]

It's a fine sunny day in the forest, and a rabbit is sitting outside his burrow, tippy-tapping on his typew... [查看全文]

Does the dog know the proverb, too?狗也知道这个谚语吗?The little boy did not like the look of the barking dog."It... [查看全文]