英语幽默教程汇总和更新

Customer: Waiter, I can't find any oysters in this oyster stew.Waiter: Well, you wouldn't expect to find ... [查看全文]

Mr. Smith: Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup.Waiter: Yes, sir, I know---it's the heat that kills it.... [查看全文]

Wife: Dear, you looked quite drunk last night and you kept repeating the same thing at the table.Husband: Really... [查看全文]

Mr. Henry Beecher entered Plymouth Church one Sunday and found several letters awaiting him. He opened one and f... [查看全文]

"Larry! Come here!" said his furious mother, putting the telephone down, " I've just had a call from Mrs. H... [查看全文]

A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy(粗笨的), oversized travel bag onto the plane. Helped by ... [查看全文]

A man has a long history of stealing cars. When he did it again, he was caught by the police.The prosecutor a... [查看全文]

Things were really getting worse after the war. Life became so difficult that a lot of people lived in want(在... [查看全文]

Day after day 日复一日A teacher was always so involved in the text being studied that he never looked upHe woul... [查看全文]

One day a college professor of Psychology was greeting his new college class. He stood up in front of the clas... [查看全文]