英语幽默教程汇总和更新

There was a farmer who fell and broke his hip while he was plowing(耕地) , and his horse immediately galloped(... [查看全文]

Brown: I'm sorry to see you so unwell. Have you seen the doctor?Jack: Yes. I'm having three baths a day... [查看全文]

One day, Tim's mathematics teacher looked at his homework and saw that he had got all his sums right. The ... [查看全文]

The man in the prison asked a new comer why he was sent there. The new comer answered: "I am out of luck, I... [查看全文]

If you refuse to marry me, he swore, I shall die.She refused him.Sixty years later, he died.如果你不答应嫁给我，他发誓，我就要去死。她拒绝了他。六十年后，他死了。 [查看全文]

"All the kids make fun of me," the boy cried to his mother, "They say I have a big head.""Don't listen to... [查看全文]

Once there was a blind. One day when he was walking, he stepped the head of the dog who was sleeping. The do... [查看全文]

I Could Do It SlowerPatient: What do you charge for pulling a tooth?Dentist: Fifty dollars.Patient: Fifty dollars... [查看全文]

A smiling boy arrived home from a dental visit,"Hey mom,the dentist says I have no cavities. "His mom stared at... [查看全文]

Friend for DinnerHoney, said the husband to his wife, I invited a friend home for supper.What? Are you crazy? T... [查看全文]