英语幽默教程汇总和更新

A woman has the last word in any argument.Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.A... [查看全文]

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.A woma... [查看全文]

A man really loved a woman, but he was just too shy to propose to her. Now　he was up in his years and neit... [查看全文]

One　businessmen were talking about advertising on TV excitedly. As none of them had ever done it before, everyon... [查看全文]

A middle-aged couple, with two beautiful daughters, decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted.... [查看全文]

Three ReasonsTeacher: Stone, give me three reasons why you know the Earth to be round.Stone: Ma says so, Pa say... [查看全文]

The nice women are ugly.好女人不漂亮。The beautiful women are not nice.漂亮女人不好。The beautiful and nice women ar... [查看全文]

When a woman in my office became engaged, a colleague offered her some advice.″The first ten years are the... [查看全文]

My husband, Brian, is a computer systems administrator. He is dedicated to his job and works long hours, rarely... [查看全文]

Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.One should love animals. They... [查看全文]