英语幽默教程汇总和更新

　　承认自己的错误　　John is not a "good" student. He always sleeps in theclass. Today he sleeps again.　　约翰并不... [查看全文]

　　猪和培根　　The first time a pig tastes bacon.　　当猪第一次尝到培根。　　Serioulsy! This is soooo good! Now I un... [查看全文]

　　太空遨游　　The reason dogs are not allowed in space travel　　狗不被允许在太空遨游的原因　　What's going on he... [查看全文]

　　When I started my current job, I was assigned to acubicle1 with a five-foot-high partition. Promoted inthree ... [查看全文]

　　A burglar(窃贼) breaks into a house. He sees a CDplayer that he wants so he takes it. Then he hears avoice... [查看全文]

　　"Are we poisonous?" the young snake asked hismother.　　我们有毒吗?一个年幼的蛇问它的母亲。　　"Yes, dear," she repl... [查看全文]

　　Once there was a golfer whose ball landed on ananthill.　　从前有个高尔夫球手，他把球打到了一座蚁丘上。　　Rather th... [查看全文]

　　There once was a dog show to determine theworld's smartest dog. Three dogs were in the final.One dog bel... [查看全文]

　　A little rabbit is happily running through the forestwhen he stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint. Therabb... [查看全文]

　　Congratulations on our anniversary, "honey"! Here'syour gift - a septoc tank for the shit that comes outev... [查看全文]