英语幽默教程汇总和更新

　　"I don't mind if you nap at your desk.Your snoringkeeps everyone else awake."　　我不介意你在桌子上打盹，你的呼噜声能让别人保持清醒!　　 [查看全文]

　　"Your X-ray shows three rubber bands,a fewstaples,a plastic file folder tab,a pen cap,and theletter Q from a ... [查看全文]

　　"You married me--that proves you're brilliant and agreat judge of character.Put that on your resume!"　　你... [查看全文]

　　你会说多少英文　　"Your Honor, I want to bring to your attention howunfair it is for my client to be accused... [查看全文]

　　CEO: My wife made a millionaire out of me.　　首席执行官：我妻子使我成了一个百万富翁。　　Assistant: What were you... [查看全文]

　　Did you hear about the girl who was so keen onroad safety that she always wore white at night?　　你听说过那... [查看全文]

　　太空遨游　　The reason dogs are not allowed in space travel　　狗不被允许在太空遨游的原因　　What's going on he... [查看全文]

　　　成了单身　　Honey, don't be afraid to cry. I'm not going toperceive you as less of a man if you do... [查看全文]

　　Guest: Why does your dog sit there and watch meeat?　　客人：你的狗为什么坐在那儿看着我吃饭?　　Hotel Host: I can&... [查看全文]

　　换个工作　　The doctor looked at his patient's tongue, felt hispulse, knocked on his chest, and began: "Sam... [查看全文]