英语笑话：三只小猪（双语）

三只小猪

The three little pigs went out for dinner one night. The waiter came1 and took their drinkorders. "I want a Sprite," said the first little piggie. "I would like to have a Coke," said the second little piggie. "I want a beer and lots of beer!" replied the third little piggie!

一天晚上，三只小猪出去吃饭。服务员走过来后，递给它们饮料清单。“我要一杯雪碧。”第一只小猪说。“我要一杯可乐。”第二只小猪说到。“我要许多许多的啤酒。”第三只小猪回答道。

The drinks were brought and the waiter took their dinner orders. "I want a big, thick steak," said the first little piggie. "I want the salad plate," said the second little piggie. "I want a beer and lots of beer!" said the third little piggie!

饮料上来了，服务员递给它们晚饭清单。“我要一个大大的，味道浓的牛排。”第一只小猪点到。第二只小猪说：“我要一个沙拉拼盘”。“我要许许多多的啤酒”，第三只小猪说到。

The meals were brought out and a little while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert. "I would like a banana split," said the first little piggie. "I want cheesecake," said the second little piggie. "I want a beer and lots of beer!"exclaimed the third little piggie!

饭菜上来了。过了一会儿，服务员走过来，询问它们是否需要一些点心。“我要一杯香蕉奶昔”，第一只小猪说。“我要一个巧克力蛋糕”，第二只小猪说。第三只小猪叫到，“我要啤酒，好多的啤酒!”

"Pardon me for asking," said the waiter to the third little piggie, but why have you onlyordered beer all evening?"

“请原谅我冒昧的发问，”服务员对第三只小猪说到，“可是为什么今晚你一直只点啤酒呢”

The third piggie says...

第三只小猪回答道，

"Well somebody has to wee, wee, wee all the way home!"

“好吧，那是因为有人要一路尿尿着回家!”