美国毒舌评委经典辣评

　　It sounded like cats jumping off the Empire State Building.

　　听上去像一只猫从帝国大厦跳下来。

　　I'm going to reach out with a hook if you don't shut up.

　　如果你再不闭嘴，我就向里面甩个鱼钩。

　　That was extraordinary. Unfortunately, extraordinary bad!

　　你的表演很特别。不幸的是，特别地差劲。

　　You have just invented a new form of torture.

　　你发明了一种折磨人的新手段。

　　If you had lived 2,000 years ago and sung like that, I think they would

　　have stoned you.

　　如果你生活在2000年前， 唱成这样，人们会向你扔石头。

　　There's only so much punishment a human can take. I can't take anymore.

　　人类能承受的惩罚是有限的，我再也无法忍受了。

　　You killed my favorite.

　　我最喜欢的歌曲被你糟蹋了。

　　It is a beautiful song when you're not singing it.

　　你不唱它的时候，它是首好歌。

　　You’re like a little hamster trying to be a tiger.

　　你像个小仓鼠要做大老虎。

　　I think you looked as if you were half-asleep throughout the song

　　你唱歌的时候，看起来处在半睡眠状态。

　　I couldn't understand a single word. ... You could have been singing in

　　Norwegian.

　　我一个字也听不懂，你大概在用挪威语演唱。

　　Imagine 22 horses and a donkey (racing), you just wouldn't stand a chance.

　　想象一下，一头驴与22匹马赛跑，你一点机会都没有。

　　It's like you were drunk. I'm not talking one or two bottles, I'm talking

　　a crate.

　　你看起来喝多了。我说的可不是一、两瓶，是一箱那么多。