听美剧学英语- 破产姐妹第一季 第166期:卡洛琳的生日要到了?

Max, can you watch my tables while I run to the restroom?

麦克斯，我去个厕所，你帮我盯一下

I already am. I've been watching model girl pretend she's eating for 30 minutes.

早就在盯了。我盯着那个假装吃东西的小模特30分钟了

Oh, she's nice. She always tips on what she would've eaten.

她人很好呢。不管吃不吃，该给小费不会少

Guess what, everyone? I have a secret.

大家快来猜猜看。我有一个小秘密

You're a woman trapped in a man's body? No.

你是女儿心，男儿身吗?不是

You're a man trapped in a woman's body?

你是男儿心，女儿身吗

You're a little boy trapped in a little girl's body?

你是男童心，女童身吗

I am a man in a man's body.

我是男儿心，在男儿身里

We're not talking about your night life.

我们对你在男人身里还是身下没兴趣

I have discovered something when going over the employee applications.

我在翻查员工简历时发现了件事。

Okay, perhaps I never worked at the Waldorf Astoria,

好吧，其实我没在华道夫·阿斯多里亚酒店工作过

but I did work with this guy, Waldorf, in Astoria.

但我的确跟华道夫，在阿斯多里亚市工作过

It's not you. Tomorrow is Caroline's birthday.

跟你无关。明天是卡洛琳的生日

Why wouldn't I know that? She tells me everything about her life.

为什么我会不知道?她什么鸡毛蒜皮的破事都告诉我

I know so much about her cycle, I'm feeling pressure to impregnate her.

我就是太了解她的生理周期，以至于不搞大她肚子，我感觉好罪过

I can do that for you.

我可以代劳哟

It's weird. Why wouldn't she want to celebrate her birthday? She celebrates everything.

太奇怪了。她怎么会不想庆祝生日呢?她什么屁事都要庆祝一下

Heads up, everybody. I just refilled the paper towels. Who's a team player? What, what?

给大伙通报一下，我刚把厕纸补上了哦。谁最有团队精神，是我，是我

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