听美剧学英语-摩登家庭第二季 第10集：孩子们的舞会

我感觉也很好

A few weeks ago, they asked for someone

几周前 校方在征集

to be in charge of the school dance,

愿意负责这次舞会的人

and I volunteered.

我报名了

The school asks for volunteers

学校这次召集志愿者

so that everybody will feel included,

就是为了能让所有人参与其中

but who are they kidding?

可他们在开什么国际大玩笑

They want me to do it.

我才是这项工作的不二人选

I've put on every school dance since Haley was 12.

自从海莉十二岁开始 学校里所有的舞会都是我负责的

It's my thing.

这是我的专长

They made us co-chairs,

校方让我们当联席主席

which means we're supposed to do everything together,

就是为了让我们合作

but Claire won't take any of my ideas.

可克莱尔从不接受我的建议

She suggested an "Arabian nights" theme.

她居然提议"天方夜谭"为舞会主题

Isn't it a little soon?

对小孩子来说是不是太早了

Okay. Um, hey, everybody?

好吧 大伙注意了

Do you know Gloria, Manny's mom?

你们认识歌洛莉亚吗 曼尼的母亲

She's here to help us out today.

她是来帮我们忙的

I'm the co-chair.

我是联席主席

So, the kids are gonna be here in two hours,

两个小时以后孩子们就到了

so everybody back to work.

大伙赶紧工作吧

Everybody back to work.

大伙赶紧工作吧

I just said that.

这话我说过了

And I just co-said it.

我这是在"联说"

I mean, the nerve of that lady accusing Lily?

那女士居然厚颜无耻的来指责莉莉

Mm. Well, you know what? You can't change people, Cam.

江山易改 本性难移 小卡

I mean, we just have to rise above.

我们只能尽量不去受他们影响

What happened?

怎么了

She bit me.

她咬了我一口

Are you serious?

你说真的吗

Ohh! Ah! She did it again!

她又咬我了

It's like "Twilight" back here!

这简直就是《暮光之城》

No! No ice cream for you, Billy,

不行 没有雪糕吃 比利

because the lady say you biting!

因为那个阿姨说你到处咬人

Okay. Okay. Go. Go.

好吧 快走 快走

Yeah.-Go,Go,go.

好的-快 快 快

Drive.

快开车

Are you sure this is teal?

你确定这个是青色吗

Cause I'm starting to get a real strong green thing here.

因为我开始觉得这个有点偏绿色

That's the fluorescent lights.

那是日光灯的反射效果

Do you mind if I walk this over to lamps galore?

我可以把这个拿到灯光明亮点的地方看看吗

I need you to worry about this less.

你别老担心这个了

Guess who fit into the suit on the mannequin

猜猜谁正好能穿下人体模特身上的衣服

and saved us 20%?

还给我们打了八折

Here's something I didn't know about mannequins --

我一直不明白 人体模特

they don't have a wiener.

怎么就没有"香肠"呢

What the heck is that?

那是什么鬼东西

It's a nicer word for "penis".

那是"小鸡鸡"的婉转说法

No, I mean, what the heck is this?

不是 我是说 这是什么鬼东西

It's a tie.

领带啊

It's teal.

可这是青色的

I don't care.

那又怎样

I just grabbed the first one I saw.

我第一眼看见就拿了

Well, grab a different one.

去拿个别的

No!

不要

Now I like it.

我现在喜欢上它了

Uh, I think we were here first.

我们先到的 别插队

I just have one thing. I'm in a big rush.

我只买一样东西 我赶时间

So are we.

我们也赶时间

That's fine. Go ahead.

没关系 你先结账吧

Seriously?

你搞什么

Jay, it's not a big deal.

杰 这没什么大不了的

And can you give me the sale prices

你能帮我查一下

for some things I bought last week?

上周我买的那些东西的价格嘛

Oh, for god's sake!

噢 我滴神呐

Now, this is what i'm talking about, boys.

正如我说的那样

You give people an inch, they'll run all over you.

做人要强硬 不然别人会得寸进尺

Or you could just be nice -- pay it forward.

或者你也可以做个好人 让爱传递

They don't make movies out of bad ideas.

别老是给他们灌输不良思想

All I know is you got to fight for what you want.

我只知道你们要努力争夺自己想要的东西

If there's one job available,

要是只有一个就业岗位

this guy just got it,

而你们不去争取 就会像那样被人夺走

and they go hungry at the "Dumphys'".

你们就在"傻菲"家等着挨饿吧

Dunphys'.

是"邓菲"啦

Okay, I don't get it. Why is she biting?

我还是搞不懂 她干吗要咬人

Lily, why are you biting?

莉莉 你干吗要咬人

She's not biting. She's teething.

她才不是咬人呢 她这是在磨牙

On people!

在人身上磨牙

All right, if she starts biting her play dates,

好了 要是她再这样继续咬她的玩伴

she's gonna be a pariah.

她就会被人唾弃的

Try "piranha".

食人鲳也挺可爱的

Really, cam?

你要这样称呼咱们的女儿吗 小卡

It was right there.

一时口快

All right, you should also know that I in no way --

好吧 你也该知道我绝对

in no way -- blame you.

一点儿都没怪你

- Well, thank you. Why would you blame me? - I don't.

-那多谢了 你为啥要怪我 -我没有

Well, good, because I don't blame you.

好啊 因为我就没怪你

Well, obviously.

明显得很

Uh, okay, well, now I'm starting to feel the blame.

我觉得你又在怪我了

No. No. Don't -- it's...

没 我没有 好吧 是因为

it's just that you're with her all day.

整天都是你跟她在一起 你该教好她的

I have a daughter who bites and a partner who stings.

现在我有一个咬人的女儿和一个叮(激怒)人的老公

Okay. Okay, you want to know the truth?

好吧 你想知道真相吗

Sometimes you've sent her some mixed signals.

你有时候会给她一些奇怪的暗示

I'm gonna bite your feet!

我要咬你的小脚丫

I'm gonna bite 'em right off!

我要把它们咬掉

Oh, I'm not the one who uses my teeth like a multi-tool.

哦 我可没有把牙齿当瑞士军刀来用

Here we go. Cookies for Lily...

好了 莉莉的饼干

...and wine for us.

我们的酒

Okay.

好吧

I can't believe you would equate --

我不敢相信你居然拿

Oh, don't bite my head off.

别把我的头咬掉了

I'm not a pack of batteries.

我可不是电池

Un poquito mas aca. Es perfecto all.

往这边移一点 这就对了

Ay, good. Bellissimo.

很好 棒极了

Why is this box here?!

这里怎么有个盒子

I am sorry -- we did,

实在抱歉 是我们放的

because we were moving the tables.

因为我们要搬桌子

Well, why are you moving the tables?

那你为啥要搬桌子

So the kids have more space to dance.

这样孩子们就有更大的空间跳舞了

It's better this way.

这样更好

Is it really, Gloria?

真的吗 歌洛莉亚

Because right now it kind of just looks like

因为现在这里看起来就是

a clump of tables and a big open space.

一堆桌子和一大片空地

Look, I'm sorry,

听着 我很抱歉

but we've always done it this way,

但是我们以前就这么做的

and I think it's gonna throw people off

我认为如果你把桌子搬来搬去

if you move them around.

会把人们吓跑的

Oh, my god, these tables look great!

天啊 这些桌子看上去真不错

Who did this?

谁弄的

I did!

是我耶

I love it!

爱死了

Hello.

你好啊

We haven't been properly introduced.

咱们还没自我介绍呢

- I'm Gloria. - I'm Bethenny.

我叫歌洛莉亚-我叫贝瑟妮

I don't know if anybody's ever told you this,

不知是否有人跟你说过

but you're really pretty.

你很漂亮

No. No, Bethenny. No one's ever told her that.

不 不 贝瑟妮 没人跟她这么说过

I am seriously freaking out

这些桌子真超乎

about these tables!

我的想象

You know what? Let's just put a pin in

这样好了 我们在要放桌子的地方

where we're gonna put the tables.

做个记号

Yes, we're keeping the tables!

好啊 桌子就这样放

So what else can I do?

还有什么需要我帮忙么

Um...you can...

你可以

help me with the chairs.

帮我拿一下凳子

Okay.

好吧

We need a lot of them.

我们需要很多凳子

They're under the stage right...here.

凳子就放在台下 就在这儿

There you go.

请吧

It's like dirty and dark there, no?

这里还真是又黑又脏的说

Yeah, I know. Bummer, right?

我知道 不太爽是吧

Off you go.

进去吧

Smells funny, Claire!

味道有点怪啊 克莱尔

So sorry. Keep goin'!

对不住了 继续往里爬

What?

又咋了嘛

We needed chairs.

我们真的需要凳子

里面到处是蚂蚁

明天我就把这都打扫干净

不 在孩子们来之前就必须打扫干净

说的是呢

What are you guys talking about?

你们讲啥呢

No, nothing. He was just saying

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没啥 他说

how much he loves the tables.

他爱死这些桌子了

If I had the receipt,

要是我有收据

I wouldn't need you to look it up.

我就用不着叫你查了

At this rate, I'm going to miss the first dance...

照这样下去 第一轮舞我是跳不成了

at my wedding!

我说的是我以后的婚礼

I thought he only had one item.

他不是说他只有一件东西要买单吗

Tell your dad, if it were up to me,

跟你老爹说去 要是当初听我的

we'd have been in and out of here in about 10 minutes.

我们十分钟之内就可以买完走人了

You mentioned that.

你说过了

And I'll probably mention it again,

我可能还会再说一次

because, thanks to someone,

因为托某人的福

we're gonna be here for a while.

我们还得继续耗在这儿

Yeah, I get it.

好吧 我懂了

You know, Luke, you should order that suit in a larger size,

知道吗 卢克 你应该买套大号的西服

- because by the time we get out of here - I...get...it.

因为等我们结账走人的时候[卢克该长大了] -我懂了

Pay for the suit.

这是西装钱

Where the hell are you going?

你这是要去哪

Luke needs...socks.

卢克还需要 袜子

Make 'em teal!

要青色的

You're playing a very dangerous game.

你是承心惹我哈

Hey, boys...

嘿 筒子们

look who it is --

看看谁来了

the guy that stole our parking spot.

那个占了我们停车位的家伙

- Are you going to hit him? - I'd totally hit him.

你要去扁他么-是我的话就肯定扁他

I'm not gonna hit him,

我不会扁他

but I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind.

但我要跟他讲道理

Now, boys, pay attention -- you want to be men,

筒子们 注意了 要想当爷们儿

this is how you handle a jerk like this.

就得学我这样对付这些痞子

Hey, chief?

嘿 兄弟

You know, you stole our parking space today.

你今天抢了我们的停车位

- What? - That's right.

啥-就是这么回事

I was waiting for the parking space,

我正在等停车位

You sneaked right in there --

你溜过去就把位给占了

that make you feel like a big man?

你以为你爸李刚啊

Did I? I didn't even notice.

有吗 我根本没注意到

That's no excuse.

这借口没啥说服力

I'm really sorry.

我真的很抱歉

My dog died today.

我的狗今天死了

I had to put him to sleep.

我不得不给他安乐死

14 years,

十四年了

he was all I had.

我们俩相依为命

Now I can't stand the thought

现在我每每想起回家

of going back to my empty apartment,

就独守空巢 眼泪就哗哗的

So I just keep wandering around the mall.

所以我就不停地跑商场来晃悠

You know what? Forget about the...

这样好了 忘了

spot.

停车位[也指"圆点"]的事吧

Oh, god!

天啊

That was his name!

他名字就是圆点

Do not hit him.

请不要扁他

Oasis for men?

喷点男士香水

That's funny.

有意思

You made that sound like a question,

你好像是在问我

then you didn't wait for me to answer.

却又不给我机会回答

What?-Here,let me show you.

什么-让哥教教你

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You go --

看 你是这么说的

You go, "Oasis for men"?

你说 喷点 男士香水

You see what I mean? You went, "Oasis for men"?

懂不 你说了 喷点 男士香水

You should have said, "Oasis for men"?

你应该说 要喷点男士香水吗

Then I'd go, "Yeah, give me two".

然后我回答 给哥来两下

But instead, you went, "Oasis for men".

但是你说 喷点 男士香水

- Okay. I get it. - You see what I mean?

好吧-你滴明白

- I-I get it. I get it. - No, I'm not sure you do!

明白了-我看未必

You sprayed before "Men"!

你没说完“男士香水”就喷我

You went, "Oasis for men".

你说 喷点 男士香水

- Okay. Okay. - Men!

好好好-叫你喷

- Men! Men! - Stop it! Stop it!

我喷-别闹了

- Men! Men! Men! Men! - Stop it!

我再喷-求你了

- Men! Men! Men! Men! - Stop it!

我继续喷-不要啊

Men! Men! Men! Men! Men!

我喷 我喷 我喷喷喷

Hey, Phil.

菲尔

I don't know what happened.

我不知道我是咋了

I just...

我就

I...

我

I don't know what happened.

我真的不知道

Look, I might've come down on you a little bit hard today.

我今天对你是有点小苛刻

I'm sorry.

对不起

I remember pretending to go look for some socks...

我记得我假装去买袜子

I mean, it's, uh, my fault.

是我错了

I pushed your buttons.

我把你惹急了

My father-in-law was the same way with me.

我老丈人以前也这么对我

He was horrible.

那糟老头真可怕

Grandpa Lucas? He was a sweetheart.

卢卡斯外公吗 他是大好人呀

Yeah, after the stroke mellowed him out good.

中风以后他才良心发现

Before? An animal.

那之前 简直不是人啊

We named Luke after him.

卢克这名字就是为了纪念他的

Everything I did was wrong.

我做啥都错

If I said it was white, he'd say it was black.

我说白 他非得说黑

Although he never said anything was black

尽管他从不用黑色这个词

cause he was a pretty big racist.

他是个变态的种族歧视

I wear his watch.

我还戴着他的表

I hated him. Hated him.

死老头子 恨死他了

And I was thinking -- I don't know --

我在想 我不知道

I don't want you to think the same way about me.

希望你对我不是这种感情

You ever think about maybe

那你有想过

not being a jerk to me so much?

对我有爱一些吗

Now, see, you got to stop taking that stuff personally.

别以为我只是针对你

I'm like that with everybody.

我对所有人都那样

I'm tough!

我不好相处

And...Mean.

还尖酸刻薄

I don't like to take guff!

不喜欢别人唧唧歪歪

Or people's feelings into consideration.

也不考虑别人的感受

Okay, okay.

好吧

I can't swear my way's the right way.

我不敢说我一定是对的

I see you smiling, skipping around,

看你那副追欢卖笑 上窜下跳的熊样

and I think sometimes -- I don't know --

不知怎么 我有时会想

maybe the boys would be better off

男孩们像你这样

if they were a little bit more like you.

也许还自在些

You know, skipping burns more calories than running.

知道吗 跳比跑燃烧的卡路里更多

That's --

那是

We're done here.

先说到这儿吧

Oh, hey, listen.

对了

He didn't tell me, but what'd you do to that guy, huh?

那人没告诉我 你做啥坏事了

Did you get him?

给他点颜色瞧瞧了

Yeah, I sprayed him with cologne.

我对着他喷了点香水

I'm sorry I asked.

当我没问

No, but, like, a lot of cologne.

喷了很多香水呢

I just, like, got way up in there.

我追着他一路小跑啊

Good boy.

真有你的

Did you find anything yet?

有啥发现

Yes, there's a whole section on biting

这个妈咪论坛上

on this Mommy forum.

有咬人讨论专区

Oh, good. What does it say?

不错 上面怎么说

Uh, "My son was biting,

我儿子咬人

我就找了个陌生人训他

so I got a stranger to yell at him”.

Being disciplined by someone else outside the family

外人对他的训斥让他好怕怕

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scared him into stopping.

以后也不咬人了

- Idiots! - Cam!

很傻很天真-小卡

What? I am not hiring some hobo

咋滴了 我才不会雇什么刁民

to come over here and traumatize my child.

来伤我家小乖乖的心

She's already prone to flashbacks,

她已经有段不堪回首的记忆了

if you know what I mean.

你懂的

Yeah, you know she didn't fight in Vietnam, right?

她在越南又没参过战

I don't know anything anymore.

我不管 我不管

What else does it say?

还有啥

Okay, well, this one says,

好吧 这位楼主说

When my daughter bit her brother,

我女儿咬她弟弟时

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I put a pinch of pepper in her mouth.

我在她嘴里放了点胡椒

She cried and cried, but she never bit again.

她哭个不停 不过从此再不咬人了

Smiley face.

还有个笑脸表情

Oh, well, the smiley face makes it okay.

这笑得还有理了

I waterboarded our toddler --

给我囡囡一点小惩罚

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lol!

哇咔咔

Well, all right, what do you suggest we do?

那你说 我们怎么办

That we log off the Spanish inquisition website

退出这个西班牙知道网

and handle this with love.

用爱来感化她

Okay, Lily...

听我唱 莉莉

take a bite of an apple, take a bite of a pear

咬一口苹果 咬一口梨

take a bite of the cookie that you left over there

咬一口面前的小曲奇

Here's one thing you should never do.

有些东西你不能咬

Don't bite Taylor or Brandon or Sue

泰勒 布兰登 苏小小

because people aren't food. People aren't food

人不能咬呀 人不能咬

Your friends will run away

你咬了朋友

if they're scared of being chewed

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他们就会被吓跑

and as a side note,

再给一句小忠告

private parts are private

私密部位保护好

Well...problem solved.

你真贤惠 问题解决了

I know you're being sarcastic,

我知道你在挖苦我

but you don't know that it's not.

你懂啥 还没结束呢

Ow! Honey.

哎哟 我的乖乖哟

- Did she just bite you again? - No.

她又咬你了吗-没有

That is it. I am getting the pepper!

我受够了 我去拿胡椒来

N -- no, you are not.

不 你不能拿

Cam, you're not doing her any favors by being soft.

小卡 这么宠她对她没好处

Oh, well, then, why don't you just skip the pepper,

干脆你也甭拿胡椒了

I'll get some pliers, and we'll pull her teeth now!

我去找钳子 咱俩速度拔掉她的牙

Play relax! It's a seasoning.

淡定 不就是个调味品吗

Okay. Well, then, why don't you try some?

要不你尝一个

Stop.-No. Try a little.

别闹了-来嘛

- Stop it. Stop it, Cam. Stop it. - No, try a little bit.

-小卡 别这样 -尝一个嘛

Don't you hit me. Here. Put some in there.

你还敢打我 看我不塞你嘴里

- No! Well... - Ow! You bit me! Mm!

不要-你咬我

Why don't you sing me a song about it?

你为什么不为我唱首关于这个的歌

Oh, look at you two in your matching ties!

看你俩的领带多搭啊

- Don't get me started. - Ohh, come here.

别跟我提这事-过来

Luke, sweetie, aryou wearing cologne?

卢克 亲爱的 你喷古龙水了吗

No. Dad attacked the perfume guy

没有 老爸攻击了推销香水的家伙

and then hugged me.

又拥抱了我

I saw the boys in those adorable little suits,

我看到男孩们穿着可爱的西装

and it made me realize this dance is about them.

然后我意识到这舞台就是他们的

It's not about me

与我无关

and my petty little competition with...

与我跟歌洛莉亚之间

with Gloria.

小小的竞争无关

Just look at the walls in here.

看那边的墙

Who wears that to a kids' dance?

谁穿成那样参加儿童舞会啊

I know. She looks amazing.

没错 她看起来太赞了

Okay, I'm gonna slow things down

好了 我要用首怀旧老歌

with a blast from the past

为我们的女伴们

for our chaperones.

舒缓下节奏

Oh, my god.

我的天哪

No, I'm fine.

没事 我没事

I'm -- I'm fine.

我 我没事

I'm fine. I'm fine.

我没事 我没事

I need a paper towel.

我要纸巾

I'm sorry. I didn't see you.

不好意思 我没看见你

No...

是啊

Of course you didn't. Of course you didn't.

你当然没看见我了 当然了

Cause it's gloria's night.

因为这是歌洛莉亚之夜

That's right.

没错

It's all about Gloria, Gloria, Gloria!

全是关于歌洛莉亚 歌洛莉亚

When you're done getting married...

你谈够情说够爱以后

maybe you can mop this up a little.

就把这地方拖干净点

What was that?

她怎么了

It's this damn uniform.

都是这该死的制服

Okay, we need to talk.

好吧 我们得谈谈

No. I am fine. I do not need to talk.

不 我很好 我不需要谈

Well, you've been pushing me away the whole week.

你这星期一直在排斥我

You've been fighting all my ideas.

你一直反对我的意见

That's because this is my thing, Gloria.

因为这是我的事 歌洛莉亚

Why can't it be my thing, too, Claire?

为什么不能也是我的事 克莱尔

Because everything is your thing!

因为所有的事都与你有关

This -- this is the one thing that was my thing.

这是唯一一件我自己的事

This is my only thing.

这是我唯一的事

Oh my god, this is my only thing.

我的天 这是我唯一的事

And then you come along and you steal my thunder

然后你穿着你的紧身裙过来

with your tight dresses and your great ideas.

用你那些很棒的主意 抢了我的风头

I was the one that all the moms looked up to.

我是那个受到所有妈妈尊敬的人

I was the only one that Gus liked.

我是格斯唯一喜欢的人

Ay! Please.

拜托

You like him so much, you can keep him.

你那么喜欢他 你可以留着他

It's not the same now that I know he likes you.

现在不一样了 我知道他喜欢你

That sounds really insane,

这听上去真的很疯

but this isn't actually about gus.

但这跟格斯没关系

Really? Because you've been talking a lot about him.

是吗 因为你一直在谈论他

Gloria, Gus is a symbol.

歌洛莉亚 格斯只是一个符号

A sex symbol?

性符号吗

Stop it, Gloria. I'm already crying.

别说了 歌洛莉亚 我都哭了

Claire...I didn't come here to steal your thunder.

克莱尔 我不是来这儿抢你风头的

Your thunder is your thunder,

你的就是你的

and my thunder is my thunder.

我的就是我的

I know. It's just that god gave you so much thunder.

我知道 只是上帝给你的比较多

Yeah, maybe too much.

可能是有点太多了

I hate how those women look at me.

我讨厌那些女人看我的眼神

You think I don't know what they're thinking?

你以为我不知道她们是怎么想的吗

Ah, here comes the hot one with the big boobies

哟 来了个性感的波霸

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that is gonna steal my husband.

搞不好会抢了我老公

And maybe they don't let their kids play with Manny.

也许她们都不会让自己的孩子跟曼尼玩

I volunteer because I want them to see

我自愿来这是因为我想让他们看看

that there's so much more to me.

我还有更多其他的内涵

Why didn't you tell me that?

你为什么没跟我说过这些

Maybe for the same reason you didn't tell me

也许就跟你没告诉我

you had a weird thing for Gus --

你对格斯有奇怪的感觉一样

It's embarrassing.

这很尴尬的

Okay. I am sorry.

好吧 我很抱歉

I made this whole thing

我把整件事

into some ridiculous competition,

变成了可笑的竞争

and...I'm pathetic.

而且 我真可悲

You're not pathetic.

你不可悲

Okay, that's a little bit sad.

好吧 是有点令人难过

We like to think we're so smart

我们喜欢自认为聪明

and we have all the answers.

自认为自己能解决一切问题

And we want to pass all that on to our children.

而且我们希望可以把这些传授给孩子们

But...

但是

if you scratch beneath the surface,

如果你不只停留在肤浅的表面上的话

you don't have to dig very deep to find the kid you were.

用不着深究就能看到你自己儿时的样子

Which is why it's kind of crazy

这也正是疯狂的地方

that now we're raising kids of our own.

现在我们自己都有孩子了

You know what? This is a milestone.

你知道吗 这是一个里程碑

We're accepting that our little angel isn't perfect.

我们接受我们的小天使并不是那么完美

That's right. And it's okay.

是的 这没关系

I-I take it back --

我 我收回刚才的话

she is perfect.

她很完美

But I guess that's the real circle of life.

但是我猜这才是生命真正的轮回

Your parents faked their way through it,

你父母这样长大

you fake your way through it,

你也这样长大

and, hopefully,

那么 我希望

you don't raise a serial killer.

你没有养了一个连环杀人犯

That's not funny.

这不好笑

I am so sorry.

我感到很抱歉

No,just come over watching movie

不 把所有事都抛在脑后

put the whole thing behind you.

过来看电影吧

Okay, see you in a bit.

好的 一会见

That was Longines. He's in a very bad place.

是浪琴 他现在心情很差

Oh, no. What happened?

不是吧 怎么了

Well, apparently some maniac went crazy at the mall

有个疯子在商场发飙了

and attacked him with oasis for men.

用男士香水袭击了他

Oh. Well, I think we all knew that day was coming.

好吧 我想我们都知道早晚会有这么一天

All right. Wish me luck.

好吧 祝我好运

Good luck.

祝你好运

Okay, honey.

好了 亲爱的

Please don't hurt daddy.

拜托不要咬老爸

All right.

好了

Ahh.

来 张嘴