英语笑话（双语）33 不要被逮着了

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不要被逮着了!

Out in the forest preserve, a man strolled up to thefisher man and asked whether he'd had any luck.

在森林保护区内，有个人走向一位正在钓鱼的老兄并问他有没有收获。

"No,nothing today,but you should see me yesterday.I caught fourteen bass in the morning and another twelve in the afternoon!"

“今天什么也没有，不过你应该昨天来见我才是。昨天早上我钓了十四尾鲈鱼，下午钓了十二尾呢!

"Well, that's very interesting. Do you know who I am?"

“哦，那相当不错嘛，你知道我是谁吗?”

"No."

“不知道。”

"I happen to be the game warden."

“我恰巧就是监视狩猎的管理员。”

"Oh.And do you know who I am? I'm the biggest liar you ever laid eyes on."

“哦，那你又知道我是谁吗?我是你所发现最会说谎话的人。”

1.preserve 保护;维护;禁区

例句：People smoke fish to preserve them.

人们把鱼熏制一下以便保存。

2.stroll 漫步;流浪;转悠

例句：I used to stroll along the beach on Sundays.

我过去常在星期天沿海滩散步。

3.warden 负责人;管理员

例句：Instinctively I knew he was the game warden.

凭直觉，我知道他是个护猎员。

4.liar 说谎的人;骗子

例句：She laid about him, calling him a liar and a cheat.

她攻击他, 说他说谎、 是个骗子。