Quora精选：让我们来正儿八经地吐个槽（第二弹）

Answered by Neha Kariyaniya

1. Open Google.
2. Write your problem in the search box.
3. Read 100000 links of people having problem just like you.
4. Feel better that you're not the only one.
5. Get off the computer and deal with the problem like a grown up.

Neha Kariyaniya的回复：

1. 打开谷歌。
2. 在搜索框里输入你的问题。
3. 找到了十万条搜索结果，这些人和你都面临着同样的困境。
4. 发现你不是一个人，感觉好些了吧。
5. 然后关掉电脑，像个成年人那样去解决你的问题。

Q: Why did God create man first and not woman first?

问：为什么上帝先创造了男人，而不是女人？

Answered by Peter Flom

He was practicing. Then he got it right. :-)

More serious answer: Because the Bible was written by men.

Peter Flom的回复：

他在练手。第二次就做对啦。:-)

严肃点回答：因为《圣经》是男人写的。

Q: I asked a girl out and she said, "You are too ugly to date." What should I do?

问：我想约一个女孩，结果她说：“你太丑了，我不想跟你约会。”我该怎么办？

Answered by Stokely Irion

Look at it this way:

You told her one thing about you (you were interested in her).
She told you everything about herself.

Stokely Irion的回复：

这样来看：

你只告诉了她你的一件事（那就是你对她有好感）。
她却在回答里暴露了她的一切。

Answered by Soumadeep Mazumdar

Tell her, "Well, if I had been prettier, I wouldn't have asked you out."
Then walk away, slowly walk away.

P.S. I borrowed this line from a discourse between my mom and dad.

Dad: (Jokingly) You are too short to marry.
Mom: (Winked) Well, dear, if I had been taller, I wouldn't have married you.
Dad: (Mentally) You win this one.
Me: (Slithering away) Holy cow, I gotta save this for Quora.

Soumadeep Mazumdar的回复：

跟她讲：“这个嘛，要是我长得再帅一点，也不会约你出去了。”
然后走开，从容地走开。

P.S. 这是有次听我爸妈聊天的时候学来的。

我爸：（开玩笑地说）你太矮了，娶了你我有点吃亏。
我妈：（眨眨眼）唉，亲爱的，要是我长得高一点，也轮不到你娶我了啊。
我爸：（在心里）你赢了。
我：（默默溜走）我了个去，我要记下来，哪天发到Quora上。