单身汪的情人节自救指南，赶紧的！

Answered by Akash Jain

Akash Jain 回答：

I have the same plans as Harry! :D

我的计划和哈利一样！:D

My plans for Valentine's Day
I'll be in my bedroom, making no noise and pretending that I don't exist.

我的情人节计划：
一个人待在卧室里，一声不响，假装自己不存在。

Answered by Anonymous

匿名 回复：

I will try out a business of selling black roses and black teddy bears and all those things which would be associated with the people in the picture below. Hail the anti-valentines. Become a billionaire!

我会做点小生意，卖卖黑玫瑰啊黑色泰迪熊之类的东西，就卖给下图这样的人。作一名坚定的反情人节主义者！圆亿万富翁梦！

Answered by Kuldeep Bhatt

Kuldeep Bhatt 回答：

I am going to get a Dog.

我打算买只狗。

Answered by Anonymous

匿名 回答：

"Losing My Virginity"
I will read the book with the above name by Richard Branson ;-)

《献出初夜》
我会读上面这本理查德·布兰森的书。

Answered by Pramod Krishna

Pramod Krishna 回答：

This one sums it up:

这幅图说明了一切：

—What are you waiting for in February?
—UEFA champions league.
—Marry me!

—今年二月你最期待什么？
—欧冠呀。
—快嫁给我！

Answered by Quora User

Quora用户 回答：

Planning to take loan for this valentine's day.
My bank just mailed me—
"Celebrate Valentine's day with the XXX Bank Consumer Durable Loan".
So, it has come to this.

我打算情人节那天去银行贷个款。
刚才收到了银行给我发的邮件——
“和XXX银行的耐用消费品贷款一起欢度情人节吧！”
所以，就这样咯。

Answered by Anonymous

匿名 回答：

Single bells
Single bells
Single all the way

叮叮当~
叮叮当~
单身响叮当~

Answered by Anonymous

匿名 回答：

—So what are you going to do on the 14th of February?
—What day of the week it is?
—Friday.
—Legs. I’m going to do legs that day.

—话说，你二月十四号有什么安排？
—那天是星期几来着？
—星期五。
—哦，腿部训练。星期五我要做腿部训练。