搞笑视频之烦人的橙子32 梨子来代班

烦人的橙子英语版 Annoying Pear梨子来代班，橙子生病了，换了由梨子来烦扰别人。梨子在这里面一直扮演的是路人甲，观众当久了，居然也开始荼毒别人了，说萝卜胖，把萝卜都说哭了，惹来了百香果姐姐的指责。

(Orange sticks out his tongue and babbles halfheartedly, then stops and begins to groan)

梨子： Uh... How's it goin', Orange?

橙子： Oh, you know. I am......oh...

梨子： Dude, you don't look too good.

橙子： Oh. Hey. Hey, Pear.

梨子： Yeah? What is it, Orange?

(Orange vomits)

梨子： Uh!

橙子： Ohhhh.

梨子： Gross!

橙子： Well I don't feel so good, Pear. You're gonna have to take over.

梨子： Sure, no prob- wait, what?!

(The word "Pear" hits the word "Orange" on the screen)

梨子： Uhhh... Hey, hey, Turnip. Hey, Turnip, hey!

大头菜：Yo, what's up, Pear?

梨子： Yeah, it's just that I'm glad you could turn up. (chuckles)

大头菜：What?

梨子： You know, turn up. haha.

大头菜：What are you getting at, man?

梨子： Nothing, it's just a joke. That...you know, turn up.

大头菜：What are you talking about? You think I'm late?

梨子： No, it's just...

大头菜：I'm a late-blooming vegetable, all right? I'm ready when I'm ready!

梨子： Okay, okay, okay.

大头菜：I'm not running on your schedule or anyone else's, you hear me?

梨子： Okay. I'm sorry.

橙子： You're bombing, Pear.

梨子： Look, I've never done this before.

橙子： Just call him something he's not. That always works for me.

梨子： All right. Hey, hey, Turnip.

大头菜：I'm not talking to you.

梨子： Good, 'cause you're just a fat radish. (chuckles)

(Turnip whimpers)

梨子： Get it? Fat radish? (chuckles)

(Turnip cries)

梨子： Whoa, whoa, whoa, Turnip! Dude!

大头菜：(while crying) Why are you doing this to me?

橙子： Way to go, Pear.

梨子： Jeez, I didn't know he was going to cry!

百香果： Oh, my God! What's going on here?

橙子： Pear made Turnip cry.

梨子： No, it's not like that!

大头菜：(while crying) He called me fat!

百香果： (angered) Pear! What's wrong with you?

梨子： No, it was Orange's fault. He made me do it.

橙子： Hey, keep it down, I'm having a sick day over here.

百香果： Is that all you have to say for yourself, Pear?

梨子： (sighs) Dude, you got to help me get out of this. What do I say now?

橙子： I don't know. I just usually make funny noises. Everyone loves that.

梨子： All right. Hey, hey, Turnip, hey.

大头菜：What do you want now?

梨子： Hey, I bet you can't do this. (improperly babbles)

大头菜：What? Is that supposed to be me? Cause I'm fat, right? Cause I'm always eating?

百香果： No, Pear's just trying to, you know, cheer you up. Right, Pear?

(Pear improperly babbles)

大头菜：(cries again) You're a monster!

百香果： (angered) Pear!

梨子： I'm sorry!

橙子： No, Pear, you're doing it all wrong. More like this. (babbles)

(Everyone laughs and Orange vomits again)

梨子和百香果： Eeeew!

橙子： Whoa! I don't remember eating that!

百香果: Look, why not we just call it a night, huh guys?

梨子： Yeah, I second that.

大头菜：Okay.

橙子： Oh. Hey, hey, Fat Radish!

百香果： (angered) Orange!

大头菜：(cries once again) I'm not a fat radish!

橙子： No, not you. Fat Radish!

(screen turns to Fat Radish, who is seen drinking)

胖萝卜： What's up with you, Orange?

橙子： Knife!

胖萝卜： (screams as he is stabbed)