搞笑视频之烦人的橙子23 可怜的小黄瓜

烦人的橙子 橙子遇到黄瓜，并不断问他“我们酷吗?”橙子欺负可怜的小黄瓜的灵感来自于习惯用语“as cool as cucumber沉着冷静”，国外人形容冷静都用黄瓜，但是即便是冷静的代表，也会被逼疯的。梨子兄是除了橙子外最坚强的，从一开始到现在居然还没死，导演，这是为什么呢?

Annoying Orange: Cruel as a Cucumber英语字幕：

Orange: Hey, hey Cucumber!

Cucumber: Yeah, Orange?

Orange: Hey, are we cool?

Cucumber: Yeah. Yeah we're cool.

Orange: Hey! Hey, Cucumber! Hey!

Cucumber: What's up, Orange?

Orange: Are we still cool?

Cucumber: Yeah, we're cool.

Orange: Still cool?

Cucumber: Oh yeah, we are 'coo-lio.

Orange: (talking to himself, in his thoughts) Aww man. Cucumber is so cool, I really want him to like me. What do I have to do to make him like me?

(Angel and Devil Orange appear)

Orange: Whoa! Who are you guys?

Angel Orange: We're you!

Orange: But I'm me.

Devil Orange: And we're here to help.

Orange: Yaay!

Devil Orange: Hey! Hey, Orange!

Orange: Hey, Devil Orange!

Devil Orange: You should tell Cucumber that his mother's a pickle. (laughing)

Orange: Good idea, Devil Orange.

Angel Orange: No, Orange! You can't tell him that!

Orange: I can't?

Angel Orange: You should ask Cucumber,"Why the long face?"

Orange: Good one, Angel Orange.

Devil Orange: What?! No way! Look at him, Orange. You have to show him one of your awesome tricks. Ooo, how about you spit some seeds at him?

Orange: Oh, even better.

Angel Orange: Seeds won't work. You have to tell him that he looks green with envy. (laughing)

Orange: It's funny because he is green.

Devil Orange: No. Here's what you do Orange, just tell him that.....

Angel Orange: (interrupts Devil Orange) Hey, pal, how about you stop horning in.

Devil Orange: Gee, what kind of wingman are you?

Angel Orange: Nice fork, dude! Is that for salad or dinner? (laughing)

Devil Orange: Hey! Hey, Angel! Somebody is using your head for the ring toss. (laughing)

Angel Orange: You're an apple.

Devil Orange: Noooooo, you're an apple.

Angel Orange: No, no you're an apple.

(Angel and Devil Orange repeatedly argue, noteably saying "Apple" then both laugh.)

Orange: Geez, I'm getting a headache.

Cucumber: Yo, Orange! You okay, man?

Orange: What? Yeah I'm cool. I'm cool. (laughs) I'm cool.

Cucumber: Hahaha. Cool.

Orange: Cooooool!

Cucumber: Cool.

Orange: Cooooool!

Cucumber: Cool.

Orange: Knife!

Cucumber: (gets knifed while all 3 Oranges watch in horror) OH MY GOD!!!!!!!! WHAT'S HAPPENING?!?!?!?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Orange: (with Cucumber screaming in the background) Oh, Cucumber. You really got yourself in a pickle. (all 3 oranges laugh) Oooh. Ow.

Cucumber finishes being knifed)

Orange: Bummer, I really liked Cucumber. He was cool. Now what?

Orange, Devil Orange and Angel Orange (in unison): Hey Pear!

Pear: Oh, not again.