英语绕口令：7副搞笑英语对联

这里是7副比较非主流的搞笑英语对联，也是英语绕口令。读绕口令学英语，带着对联给大家拜年咯!
对联1:Time is a vexation,come up roll n roll.时尽艰哉，岁月蹉跎事事侯.
Life is a struggle,have 2 step by 1 step.生多难也，江湖谨慎步步营.
对联2:
上联: Rose sells rose on Rose Road. Rose在玫瑰路上卖玫瑰.
下联:Give me hand, hand in hand. 给我你的手,让我们手牵手.
横联:Nowhere? Now here! 任何地方都不?现在在这儿!
对联3:
上联：Everything is possible.任何事都有可能.
下联：Impossible is nothing.没有不可能.
横批：Just do it.只要肯去做.
对联4:
上联:Sea-water tide,day-to-day tide,every-day tide and every-day ebb.
海浪涨潮,天天涨潮,天天涨潮,又天天退潮.
下联:Floating-clouds appear,often appear,often appear and often go
漂浮的云出项了,经常出现,经常出现,又经常消失.
对联5:
Get bikini from Bikini, bikini in Bikini, swim to Bikini.
购泳装来比基尼岛，泳装在比基尼岛，游水到比基尼岛.
Go Bikini for bikini, Bikini sales bikini, swim with bikini.
到比基尼岛购泳装，比基尼岛卖泳装，游水需泳装.
对联6:
Open windows of Windows, windows in Windows, shut down Windows.
开窗口在视窗，窗口在视窗，关机闭视窗.
Since Miss is miss， Miss always miss，search also miss .
女孩竟不在，女孩总不在，找她也不在.
对联7:
To China for china， China with china,dinner on china.
去中国买瓷器，中国有瓷器，吃饭靠瓷器
Turn right get right, right is right, speak by right.
到右边得权利，右边是权利，发言凭权利.