艾伦脱口秀294:骑个独角兽

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when I was given a talk show

当我做脱口秀时

this sentence I really never though would ever ever come out from my mouth

这种话我真的从来没有从我的嘴里说出来过

but why are you mountain a unicorn

但是得说你干嘛骑个独角兽

I was dare to do it,you was dare to do it

我是敢想敢做 你是敢想敢做

because it doesn't look like he is painting you exactly,That's not exactly

因为他看起来可不像在画你 这很明显不是

It's to you but to me it's exactly like me,all right

你是这样想的 但对我来说这画的就是我 好吧

well then it looks exactly like you

那么看起来可真像你

where is Hgla Galiger? where is Hgla Galiger?

Hala Galiger在哪 Hala Galiger在哪

Hi,Hala,is that Hala? Am I pronounce it right？Hala,Hala

Hala你好 是Hala么 我发音对么 Hala Hala

I never heard that before probably

我以前真没听说过

All right,you have kids right? Yes，How many kids do you have?

好吧 你有孩子 对吗 是的 你有多少孩子

three steps and one of my own，ok

三个收养的 我自己生有一个 好的

and they probably do chores around the house probably? yes

她们在家里还做点家务是吧 是的

I'm just wondering this is one of these chores that you actually have

我只是有点好奇 这也是你家务中的一项吗

who is that? you know this man I assume

这人是谁 我感觉你肯定认识这个人

actually that is my brother,that's your brother，even worse that gets creep

其实这个人是我哥哥 这是你哥哥 更恶劣了 变得更惊愕了

I was freaking out that was your husband and your daughter was shaving your husband's back，but she is shaving her uncle's back

如果这个人是你丈夫 你女儿在刮你丈夫的背我就很惊讶了 但是她是在刮她舅的背

is this regular current or this just first time?just on the holidays

这是常有的事 还是这是第一次 就在节目的时候有

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