英语挑刺：那些坑爹的翻译会毁了你

1.我喜欢淡淡地思念一个人

I like the subtle longing for a friend

吐槽：subtle longing??微妙的渴望……瞬间变味了……

更正：I like it when I'm a bit missing someone。

2.最急的是最美的景色，伤的最深的是最真的感情。

The most urgent is to take the most beautiful scenery, the deepest wound was the most real emotions。

吐槽：这是机翻是机翻是机翻是机翻吧!!

更正：The most beautiful sight disappears the soonest， and real love hurts the most。

3.世上最美的，莫过于从泪水中挣脱出来的那个微笑

Here’s nothing more beautiful than a smile that struggles through tears

吐槽：struggle through tears要不要如此贴合中文字面啊 = =||||

微笑一下是有多纠结需要struggle，来跟我读：固定词组a smile through tears 含泪而笑

更正：Here’s nothing more beautiful than a smile through tears。

4.每个嘴里说不想恋爱的人，心里都装着一个无法拥有的人

Everyone of the people who says she or he does'n want to be in love .There must be someone without possibility in their hearts

吐槽：someone without possibility，你爱的是一个没救的人了……

更正：Whoever says they don’t want to be in love must have someone in their heart that they cannot possess. (注：英文版来自大山的更正——相声演员大山，大家都熟哦~)

5.觉得自己做得到和做不到，其实只在一念之间

Actually it is just in an idea when feel oneself can achieve and cannot achieve。

吐槽：我不想吐槽这语法混乱的句子……

更正：You can do anything as long as you believe so。

6.想不通的时候，试试倒过来想吧

Think impassability, try to upside down

吐槽：这句就没有一个词是对的……而且原句本来就很简单啊，需不需要错得这么离谱……

更正：If you can't figure out something, try think of it another way around。