英语小达人每天10分钟 410 Men's Rules

[00:03.13]Men's Rules 男人制定的规则 [00:04.11]If Men Were to Rewrite "The Rules" 如果男人们能够重写“规则” [00:06.15]Rule 1 Anything we said several months ago is inadmissible in an argument. 规则一 吵架中，我们几个月以前说过的话是不能作为证据的。 [00:24.54]All comments become null and void after seven days. 我们说过的所有的话在7天后就无效。 [00:29.38]Rule 2 If we say something that can be interpreted in two ways, 规则二 如果我们说的话有两种理解方式， [00:35.17]and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other way. 而且其中的一种会让你们难过或生气，我们的话想表达的意思就是另外那种。 [00:41.07]Rule 3 It is in neither your best interest nor ours to make us take those stupid Cosmo quizzes together. 规则三 一起做《时尚》杂志上那些愚蠢的字谜游戏，既不是你们最大的乐趣也不是我们的。 [00:50.51]Rule 4 You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done--not both. 规则四 你们可以或者让我们做什么事或者告诉我们你们想要这件事怎样做——不要两样都说。 [00:58.31]Rule 5 Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials or thime-outs. 规则五 只要有可能，请在播放广告期间或中场休息时说你们一定要说的话。 [01:08.56]Rule 6 Christopher Columbus didn't need directions and neither do we. 规则六 克里斯托弗·哥伦布不需要人指路，我们也一样。 [01:14.57]Rule 7 When we're turning the wheel and the car is nosing onto the ramp, 规则七 当我们已经转方向盘，把车开上坡道时， [01:22.35]you saying "This is our exit" is not necessary. 你就没必要说“这是出口”了。

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