美国女歌手凯莉·克拉克森告基南·汤普森，她“几乎每次”都在淋浴时小便

Kelly Clarkson knows that what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger — but she’s learning that it might gross out your talk show guests.

凯莉·克拉克森知道，那些杀不死你的东西会让你更强大——但她也知道，那些东西可能会让你的脱口秀嘉宾感到恶心。

Sitting down with Saturday Night Live's Kenan Thompson, who was promoting his new memoir When I Was Your Age: Life Lessons, Funny Stories & Questionable Parenting Advice From a Professional Clown, the “Since U Been Gone” singer discussed her questionable showering habits. “I don't regularly brush my teeth in the shower, I just, I do if I'm in a hurry,” she said. “Now I do happen to be in a hurry often.”

《周六夜现场》的基南·汤普森正在宣传他的新回忆录《当我在你这个年纪的时候:一个职业小丑的人生教训、有趣的故事和可疑的育儿建议》，这位演唱过《Since U Been Gone》的歌手坐在一起讨论了她可疑的洗澡习惯。她说:“我不经常在淋浴时刷牙，我只是在赶时间的时候才会刷牙。”“现在我确实经常很赶时间。”

“I'm on the whole other side where I find it to be gross, and I don’t do it,” Thompson responded, and added that when “washing your legs in the shower, like get all the way. You know, don't just leave your ankles out.”

汤普森回答说:“我完全站在另一边，我觉得这很恶心，所以我不会这样做。”他补充说，“在淋浴时洗腿，就像一直洗。”你知道，不要只露出脚踝。”

Clarkson thought otherwise. “But wait, when you're washing up here, it does wash down,” she insisted, gesturing to her head and upper body. The singer’s questionable idea seemed to shock Thompson, as he defeatedly responded, “That's how you're — different approaches to life is fine.”

克拉克森可不这么想。“但是等等，你在这里洗东西的时候，它是会被洗下去的，”她坚持说，指着自己的头和上半身。这位歌手可疑的想法似乎震惊了汤普森，因为他失败地回答说:“这就是你-不同的生活方式很好。”

Clarkson later moved on to an even harder-hitting question. “Do you pee in the shower?” Clarkson asked.

克拉克森随后提出了一个更尖锐的问题。“你洗澡时尿尿吗?”克拉克森问道。

The comedian admitted that he’s dabbled in the practice. “I would lie if I said I had never done it. But I try not to,” Thompson said. “When I do do it, I always feel so ashamed.”

这位喜剧演员承认他在这方面有所涉猎。“如果我说我从来没有做过那件事，那我就是在撒谎。但我尽量不这么做。”汤普森说。“当我这样做的时候，我总是感到很羞愧。”

“I pee almost every time in the shower,” Clarkson proudly proclaimed, suggesting that something about the hot water prompts her to let it all out.

“我几乎每次洗澡都要小便，”克拉克森自豪地宣称，暗示热水的某种东西促使她把尿都发泄出来。

“That's awesome. I'm glad that you're open enough to say that,” Thompson said, with a slightly stunned expression.

“这是太棒了。我很高兴你能这么坦率地说出来，”汤普森说，脸上带着些许震惊。

Clarkson declared that she feels “productive” with her ability to shower, brush her teeth, and, well, you know, all at the same time.

克拉克森宣称，她觉得自己“富有成效”，因为她可以同时洗澡、刷牙，你知道，所有这些都是在同一时间进行的。