重金属教父奥兹·奥斯本承认曾经在舞台上尿裤子:“反正我是湿的”

Ozzy Osbourne is an open book!

奥兹·奥斯本是个公开的人!

In Tuesday's episode of The Osbourne Podcast, the Black Sabbath rocker, 74, revealed that he used to pee his pants onstage, arguing that he was "wet anyway."

在周二播出的《奥斯本播客》节目中，这位74岁的“黑色安息日”摇滚歌手透露，他过去常常在台上尿裤子，称自己“反正是湿的”。

The confession was brought upon during a conversation with co-hosts Sharon Osbourne, Kelly Osbourne and Jack Osbourne, about a pair of Queen Victoria’s underwear that were once sold at an auction.

在与莎伦·奥斯本、凯莉·奥斯本和杰克·奥斯本的谈话中，她坦白了自己的想法，话题是维多利亚女王曾经在拍卖会上出售的一条内衣。

While Jack, 37, thought it was weird, Sharon, 71, said she once owned a pair of Marilyn Monroe's shoes. Jack insisted they were one in the same.

37岁的杰克觉得很奇怪，而71岁的莎伦说，她曾经有一双玛丽莲·梦露的鞋子。杰克坚持说他们是一体的。

“Shoes, a handbag, a dress is different than somebody’s bloody knickers that they farted in and s--- in," said Sharon.

莎伦说:“鞋子、手提包、裙子和人们在里面放屁、拉屎的短裤是不一样的。”

Jack responded, "Who’s s---ting in their underwear?"

杰克回答说:“谁在内裤里撒尿?”

Then, Ozzy jumped in with a joke: “She was an old girl, she was probably incontinent. She owned continents, but she was incontinent.”

然后，奥兹插嘴开了个玩笑:“她是个老女孩，可能大小便失禁。她拥有大陆，但她却大小便失禁。”

He also argued that royals likely relieve themselves when they are in the middle of long "parades" or other public processions — and he could relate.

他还认为，王室成员在漫长的“游行”或其他公共游行中可能会大小便，他对此也有同感。

“When I was onstage, I used to go, 'Oh, f--- it,' and just piss, 'cause I was wet anyway from throwing water around," said Ozzy, who would often spray the audience with water guns or dump large buckets of water on them.

奥兹说:“当我在台上的时候，我常常会说，‘哦，去你的，’然后就尿尿，因为我到处泼水都弄湿了。”奥兹经常用水枪向观众喷水，或者把大桶水倒在他们身上。

In last week's episode, Sharon and Ozzy said that they still have an assisted suicide pact in place.

在上周的节目中，莎伦和奥兹说他们仍然有一个协助自杀的协议。

During their conversation, Jack inquired if euthanasia was "still a plan" for his parents after Sharon wrote about it in her 2007 memoir Survivor: My Story - The Next Chapter.

在他们的谈话中，杰克询问沙伦在2007年的回忆录《幸存者:我的故事-下一章》中写到安乐死后，他的父母是否“仍然在计划”安乐死。

“Do you think that we’re gonna suffer?” Sharon replied, while laughing, before Jack probed: “Aren’t we already all suffering?”

“你觉得我们会受苦吗?”沙伦笑着回答，杰克还没来得及问:“我们不是已经在受苦了吗?”

“Yes, we all are, but I don’t want it to actually hurt, as well,” his mother added. "Mental suffering is enough pain without physical. So if you’ve got mental and physical, see ya."

“是的，我们都是，但我不想让它也真的受伤，”他的母亲补充说。“没有身体上的痛苦，精神上的痛苦已经足够了。所以，如果你的精神和身体都很好，再见。”

Kelly, 38, then asked, “But what if you could survive?”

38岁的凯利接着问道:“但如果你能活下来呢?”

“Yeah, what if you survived and you can’t wipe your own ass, you’re pissing everywhere, s---ting, can’t eat," said Sharon, whose father Don Arden died of Alzheimer’s disease.

“是啊，如果你活了下来，却不能自己擦屁股，随地大小便，吐痰，吃不下东西，那该怎么办，”莎伦说。她的父亲唐·阿登死于阿尔茨海默病。

After a five-year hiatus, the second season of The Osbournes Podcast launched Sept. 12.

停播五年之后，《奥斯本播客》第二季于9月12日开播。