Do everything possible to avoid exercise. Gym? What gym?
全力避免做运动……健身房?健身房是神马?
Make like Beyoncé and practice your best dance moves over and over。
想象自己是碧昂斯,练练自己最美的舞步吧。
Do this every.single.day。
每·天·都·出·去·兜·风!
Say "no" to plans that have nothing to do with movie marathons.
除了看电影啥都不干!
Be alone with your deep, deep thoughts。
一个人沉思、沉思、沉思……
Slink back into bed whenever you feel like it。
想睡的时候就偷偷潜伏起来睡觉。