愚蠢的“名人名言”

愚蠢的“名人名言”

Everyone says something stupid from time to time. Though, most of us probably get away with it pretty easily, since people just laugh it off and forget about our silly brain farts pretty fast. However, if you're famous then it's a completely different story. It appears that everything a celebrity says (or tweets) is carefully logged on the internet and available at all times. Especially if that person doesn't appear to be the smartest cookie in the jar.

每个人都时不时地说些蠢话。尽管如此，我们大多数人可能很容易就能摆脱它，因为人们只是一笑了之，很快就忘记了我们愚蠢的大脑。然而，如果你很有名，那就完全是另一回事了。似乎一个名人说的每句话(或推特)都被小心地记录在互联网上，并随时可用。特别是如果那个人看起来不是那么聪明。

We here at Bored Panda decided to dig into that cloud of shame and find out what are the most clueless things celebrities have said. From funny to completely delusional, the quotes will certainly make you feel better that you're not the one who said these things in public. Scroll below to read the list!

我们Bored Panda栏目决定深入挖掘这一耻辱的面纱，找出明星们说过的最愚蠢的话。从搞笑到完全的妄想，这些名言肯定会让你感觉更好，因为你不是在公共场合说这些话的人。滚动下面阅读列表!

#1 Britney Spears

布兰妮·斯皮尔斯

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"I’ve never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that’s very popular out there in Africa"

“我从来没有想过要去日本。只是因为我不喜欢吃鱼。我知道这在非洲很流行"

#2 Paris Hilton

帕丽斯·希尔顿

parishilton

"No, no, I didn’t go to England, I went to London."

“不，不，我没有去英国，我去了伦敦。”

#3 Kanye West

坎耶·维斯特

David Shankbone

"I actually don't like thinking. I think people think I like to think a lot. And I don't. I do not like to think at all."

“我其实不喜欢思考。我想人们认为我喜欢思考，而我不喜欢。我根本不喜欢思考。”

#4 Shaquille O’neal

沙奎尔·奥尼尔

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Reporter: “Did you visit the Parthenon during your trip to Greece?” Shaquille O’Neal: “I can’t really remember the names of the clubs we went to.”

记者:“你去希腊的时候参观过帕特农神庙吗?”沙奎尔·奥尼尔:“我真的不记得我们去的那些俱乐部的名字了。”

#5 Carl Everett

卡尔·埃弗雷特

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"God created the sun, the stars, the heavens and the earth, and then made Adam and Eve. The Bible never says anything about dinosaurs. You can't say there were dinosaurs when you never saw them. Somebody actually saw Adam and Eve eating apples. No one ever saw a Tyrannosaurus rex."

上帝创造了太阳、星星、天空和地球，然后又创造了亚当和夏娃。圣经里从来没有提到过恐龙。当你从未见过恐龙时，你就不能说它们存在了。有人真的看到亚当和夏娃在吃苹果。没人见过雷克斯暴龙。”

#6 Christina Aguilera

克里斯蒂娜·阿奎莱拉

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"So, where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?"

“那么，今年的戛纳电影节在哪里举行呢?”

#7 Jessica Simpson

杰西卡·辛普森

jessicasimpson

“Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it’s tuna but it says ‘Chicken of the Sea’.”

“这是鸡还是鱼?”我知道是金枪鱼，但上面写的是‘海鸡’。”

#8 Jaden Smith

贾登·史密斯

c.syresmith

“If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society.”

“如果世界上的每个人都辍学，我们的社会将会更加智能。”