有了孩子后生活的改变

有趣的前后照片对比，有了孩子后生活的改变

As someone that doesn't have an especially strong urge to have kids anytime soon, I'm often told things like: “It's a completely life-changing experience;” “your priorities are turned upside down;” and “nothing can describe the feeling you get when you first hold your own child in your hands.”

作为一个没有特别强烈的想要孩子的欲望的人，我经常听到这样的话:“这是一次完全改变人生的经历”、“你的优先级颠倒了”、“没有什么能描述你第一次把自己的孩子抱在手里时的感觉。”

Now, I don't doubt for a second that the act of procreation fulfills one of the most basic and fundamental human needs and brings about incredible and joyous emotions that only a parent can really understand.

现在，我毫不怀疑，生育行为满足了人类最基本的需求之一，带来了只有父母才能真正理解的难以置信的快乐情感。

However, while parenting is surely amazing, rewarding and life-changing beyond words, it can also take its toll! From the calm, romantic, fun-loving and free couples of before to the flustered, stressed and vomit-stained parents of afterward, these photos amusingly highlight some of the change that all parents go through - and even though they will surely say that it was 100% worth it - meh, I'm still not quite convinced yet.

然而，尽管养育子女是一件不可思议的事，它的回报和改变人生的作用是无法用言语来形容的，但它也会带来负面影响!从平静、浪漫,风趣的夫妻之前的紧张,压力和vomit-stained的父母之后,这些照片好笑地突出的一些改变,所有的父母经历——尽管他们肯定会说这是值得100%——咩,我还是不太相信。

The 'before vs after parenting pics' trend was started by forty-something Brooklyn dad Mike Julianelle, who runs the 'Got Toddlered' Instagram page and also has a popular parenting blog that shares his experiences of being the father to two crazy sons. We had a previous post covering the first batch of hilarious examples, and they were so popular that we have come back with more! Scroll down to check them out for yourself, and let us know your thoughts and stories in the comments!

这种“亲子照前后对比”的潮流是由布鲁克林一位四十多岁的父亲迈克·朱利安发起的，他在Instagram上开了一个名为“刚学会走路”的主页，同时也有一个很受欢迎的育儿博客，分享他作为两个疯狂儿子的父亲的经历。我们之前有一篇文章报道了第一批搞笑的例子，它们太受欢迎了，所以我们又回来了更多!往下滚动，自己去看看，在评论中让我们知道你的想法和故事!

#1 This Doesn’t Even Need A Caption. I Should Literally Delete Every Other Picture On This Page And Replace Them All With This And Put “Mission Accomplished” In My Bio. My Work Here Is Done.

这甚至不需要标题。我应该删除这一页上的所有其他图片，把它们都换成这个，并把“任务完成”放在我的简历里。我在这里的工作结束了。

#2 From Dressed To The Nines To Asleep By Nine

从盛装打扮到九点钟睡觉

#3 Every Once In A While, Parenthood Is A Major Improvement

每隔一段时间，为人父母就是一个重大的进步

#4 Made Our 1 Year Wedding Anniversary Picture!

我们结婚一周年的照片!

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#5 For Obvious Reasons, This Cat Has Learned To Sleep With One Eye Open

显而易见，这只猫学会了睁着一只眼睛睡觉

#6 Parenting Gets You Into Some Sticky Situations.

养育孩子会让你陷入困境

#7 Honeymoon’s Over!

蜜月结束了!

#8 The Dog Days Are Over

三伏天结束了

#9 From “I’m On A Boat!!!” To “He’s On My Throat!!!” (This Is One Of My Favorites!)

从“我在船上”到“他在我的喉咙上!!”(这是我的最爱之一!)

#10 From “Haaaaaaayyyyyy!” To “Wait! I’ve Got A New Complaint...”

从“嘻嘻哈哈”到“等等!我又有一个新的抱怨……”

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