实用英语对话:老鼠蟑螂

洋洋：啊!老鼠!

中介：活见鬼了!这幢公寓里怎么会有老鼠呢，我敢保证，不可能有老鼠。

洋洋：难道我刚才看走眼了?

中介：肯定是你看走眼了。我上个月买了些老鼠夹、老鼠药，把它们都消灭了。现在这里是“无鼠害公寓楼”。

洋洋：哦，这样啊。

中介：上上个月这里还出现过蟑螂、跳蚤。我们用烟熏过之后，全都消失了。

洋洋：你们找了专业的人来灭蟑螂?

中介：不用，我们自己搞定的!

洋洋：呵呵，这样啊。

中介：还有半年前，这里有臭虫。多亏了我的聪明才智，它们再也没出现过了。怎么样，这房您还满意吗?

洋洋：算了吧，我可不想和老鼠、蟑螂、跳蚤、臭虫共处一室。

Yangyang: Oh! It’s a mouse!

Agent: Jesus! How come there is a mouse in this apartment? I swear it’s not supposed to be here.

Yangyang: Did I mistake it for mouse?

Agent: You did. Last month I bought mouse-trap and rat poison and killed them all. This is no mouse apartment.

Yangyang: Well.

Agent: Two months ago, there are cockroaches and fleas. After we smoked them, they were gone.

Yangyang: You asked professionals to eliminate them?

Agent: No, we took care of them on our own.

Yangyang: Well.

Agent: About half year ago, there are bugs. But they never show around thanks to my intelligence. What do you think of this apartment?

Yangyang: Forget it. I don’t want to be with mousses, cockroaches and bugs in this apartment.

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