洋洋:听说你和你女朋友领证啦?
心涛:是啊,九号领的。
洋洋:日子选得不错,长长久久!
心涛:不过感觉很奇怪啊。你知道我们领证后她第一句话对我说了什么吗?
洋洋:说来听听。
心涛:她竟然用命令的口吻说:“从这个月开始,你的工资别再交给你妈了。”
洋洋:她进入角色挺快啊。
心涛:更可气的是,她又坚决地说:“我们走路回去吧,这样省钱。”
洋洋:你老婆真是勤俭节约、持家有道!
心涛:还有更荒谬的呢。
洋洋:她还说什么了?
心涛:她把红本本往包里一扔,说“办个结婚证要九块钱也真是太贵了!”
Yangyang: I heard that you and your girlfriend have got the marriage certificate.
Xintao: Yes, we did that on 9th.Yangyang: That was a great day, which means your love lasts forever.
Xintao: But it seemed strange. Do you know what she said to me after we got the marriage certificate?Yangyang: So tell me.
Xintao: She said in an authoritative tone: “From this month, you are not supposed to give your wage to your mother.”Yangyang: She’s becoming a part of it so quickly.
Xintao: What’s more exasperating is that she said firmly: “Let’s walk home to save some money.”Yangyang: You wife is economical and good at running a family.
Xintao: You don’t know the most ridiculous part.Yangyang: What else did she say?
Yangyang: She threw the certificate into his purse and said: It’s so expensive to spend nine yuan on a marriage certificate.