早上好。
老婆: Morning. Honey, today is Saturday. Where are we going to kill our time?
早上好,亲爱的,今天是星期六,我们去哪打发时间呢?
老公: I don’t know. Wa, the team lost their game. Unbelievable!
我不知道,哇,这个对居然输了,真不可思议。
老婆: Honey, I want to go shopping, and our curtains are too old.
亲爱的,我想去购物,我们的窗帘都太旧了。
老公: It’s up to you. Shit, my lottery lost again.
你决定,狗屁,我的彩票又没中。
老婆: My mother asked us to have dinner in her house this evening. I think we can finish shopping at 5 p.m.
我妈叫我们晚上去她那边吃晚饭。我想我们可以在五点结束逛街。
老公: Thanks goodness, the government finally remembers to raise the teachers’ salary .
谢天谢地,政府终于记得给老师加工资了。
老婆: Honey, are you with me? Honey, honey. My young brother is going to marry next week.
亲爱的,你在听我说吗?亲爱的,亲爱的,我弟弟下个星期要结婚了。
老公: Let’s talk about it later. I need to check whether this news is true or not.
那是我们以后再谈吧。我需要去查一下这个新闻是真的还是假的。
老婆: Shit, you even didn’t heard what I was talking.
狗屎,你根本没听我说什么。