关于当狗狗遭遇猪流感的情景会话

　　Jenny: Look at that cute dog with the mouth mask?

　　看看那只戴口罩的狗狗?好可爱啊。

　　Judy: I feel tense. I thought I knew why I came here. But now I am not sure.

　　我感觉压力好大。我以为我知道我为什么来这里。可现在我不知道了。

　　Jenny: Stop saything anything stupid like that. Look at the dog. There are a lot of beautiful things out there. You should take better care of yourself. Even the puppies know they should stay away from the H1N1 flu.

　　不要再说这么蠢的话了。 看看那只狗。外面还是有很多美丽的东西的。你应该照顾好自己。 小狗都知道远离甲流。

　　Judy: Take care of myself? Does it matter? I don't even know whether I am supposed to love man or not?

　　照顾自己?有关系吗?我甚至都不知道我是不是该喜欢男人?

　　Jenny: You are freaking me out. Did he hit you again? I told you to stop meeting him. You never listen.

　　你吓着我了。 他又打你了?我让你不要再见他了。你就是不听。

　　Judy: Come on! He was like hundreds of years ago. I met a woman in Sundays Bar. She and I have so many things in common. She is fantastic. And she thinks I am hot.

　　拜托。那是几百你前的事情了。我在星期天酒吧遇到一个女人。我们有太对的相同点了。 她无可挑剔。而且她觉得我很性感。

　　Jenny: Aren't you going to tell me that you are not sure about your sexuality after dating boys for like thirty years?

　　你不会说要告诉我在和男人约会约了30年以后，你现在开始怀疑自己的性取向?

　　Judy: What can I do? I just cannot get her out of my mind.

　　我该怎么办?我就是忘记不了她。

　　Jenny: Sometimes isn't it just easier to be a cute puppy? Just wag your tail if you want to please your man or woman. Whatever, you don't have to change your sexuality to please him or her.

　　有时候做一只可爱的小狗应该更容易点吧。如果你想讨好你的主人，摇摇尾巴就好。你不需要改变自己的性取向来讨好他。

　　Judy: Can't you just be nice this time? I am just lost. Being straight was nice. But I was never into a woman before. Maybe I have been after the wrong person all these years.

　　这次就不能好点吗?我只是有点迷失了。异性恋很好。可是我以前从来没有喜欢过一个女人。可能这些年来我都错了。