关于牛人不走寻常路的情景会话

　　Mindy: Oh, please stop it. You are disgusting. How can you put those ugly worms into your mouth? You might die.

　　不要了，求你停下来。你好恶心啊。怎么可以把这么臭的虫子放进你的嘴里?你可能会死的。

　　Jake: I am brave. See? That's how I get girls to talk to me.

　　我很勇敢。明白没?这就是我泡女生的方法。

　　Mindy: That's not brave. That's gross. Here's a picture that I want to show you.

　　那不是勇敢。那是恶心。我要给你看张图。

　　Jake: A cyclist? That's interesting. I can't see why he is better than me.

　　一个骑车的?很有意思。我看不出来为什么他比我好。

　　Mindy: Why are you men so crazy about the ego thing? You have an attitude problem. Don't you know that?

　　为什么你们男人都是自大狂啊?你的态度很成问题。你不知道吗?

　　Jake: No. I should say you are pathetic if you are not happy with men. But for the sake of old friendship, I will always here for you on the condition that you think I am hotter than a cyclist model.

　　没有啊。我只能说如果你跟男人之间不怎么开心，你很可怜。看在老交情的份上，我会随时照顾你的，只要你认为我比那个自行车模特帅。

　　Mindy: Shut up. Who do you think you are? Will Smith? You are a pretentious asshole.

　　闭嘴。你以为你是谁啊?威尔史密斯?你就是一个自以为是的混蛋。

　　Jake: But I still remember someone was begging me to marry her the other day.

　　我还记得几天前某个人在求我娶她。

　　Mindy: I was having a bad day. The asshole left me.

　　我那天心情不好。那个混蛋离开了我。

　　Jake: See? That's why you should never see a cyclist. It would have been much better if you were with me.

　　明白没?这就是为什么你不应该和骑车的人约会。如果你和我的话，肯定会好很多。