关于史上最执着的小偷的情景会话

　　Jake: This may sound goofy, but I want to know if you would like to go out with me someimte.

　　这可能听起来怪怪的，但是我想知道你愿不愿意和我约会。

　　Monica: No, I am not in the mood for that right now. I got stolen. That pervert stole my favorite panties.

　　我没有心情。我被偷了。那个变态偷了我最喜欢的内裤。

　　Jake: I guess they must be very hot ones. You are kind of lucky, Mon.

　　我想肯定是很性感的内裤。你倒算幸运的了，莫。

　　Monica: Lucky? You would not not feel lucky if you got stalked by some freak.

　　幸运?如果你被某个变态跟踪的话，你不会觉得幸运了。

　　Jake: Ok. There was this man, a thief, actually. He stole the same guy for seven times, from TV to electric wire.

　　曾经有这么一个人，实际上是小偷了。他偷了同一个人偷了七次，从电视机到电线。

　　Monica: What a hoodoo he is! No, that's not right. It's not the who is the looser game contest. We are getting off the track.

　　他是够惨的。不，这是不对的。这又不是比谁更衰的比赛。我们有点离题了。

　　Jake: Forget about it. Just panties. They are not like first date thong.

　　算了吧。内裤而已。又不是那么有纪念意义的T裤。

　　Monica: Uh, hmm, in fact, they are. I met this perfect man yesterday and he bought them for me. But the real problem is what if the panty fetishist comes back. I think I need to call the police.

　　嗯，唔，事实上就是的。昨天我遇到了我的完美男人。他给我买的。可问题是万一那个内衣癖狂再来怎么办?我觉得我应该报警。

　　Jake: Are you sure about this? I can buy you new ones or I can help you get them back.

　　你确定吗?我可以买新的给你或者我可以帮你把他们找回来啊。

　　Monica: Wait, you don't happen to be that sick man, do you?

　　等下，你不会碰巧就是那个变态狂吧，是吧。