休闲对话：老婆值多少钱？

Jake: Isn’t it great news for we men who can’t afford a wife here? I promise that I will get married at the end of the year.

这对于我们结不起婚的男人来说，真是个好消息。我承诺今年年底结婚。

Jim: What news? Stop making promises that you cannot keep. Mom is not going to buy your stories again.

什么消息?不要许那些你实现不了的承诺。老妈不会再买你帐的。

Jake: I am serious. 35 thousand RMB can buy you a wife from Vietnam. A beautiful, mild and considerate one.

我认真的。 三万五可以买一个越南妹。一个漂亮的，温柔的，体贴的越南妹妹。

Jim: Are you thinking about committing a crime? You know better.

你不会是想犯罪吧?你知道的。

Jake: Definitely legal. A coffee only costs 7 RMB there. Everything is cheap. And the girls there are desperate for foreigners like us.

绝对合法。一杯咖啡只要7块。所有的东西的都很便宜。那些女生都特想嫁给我们这样的外国人。

Jim: Are you sure they are your type? Let alone the language problem. I mean you cannot marry someone because of your money. Anyway, neither of us is rich.

你确定她们是你的类型吗?更别提语言问题了。我是说你不能娶一个因为你钱的人。再说，我们俩也不是那么有钱。

Jake: Stop being pretentious. Don’t you want to settle down? Your girl has got married with a much richer guy. You can not hit on her any more. Wake up, dude.

不要作了。你难道不想生活安定下来吗?你的女朋友已经嫁给一个比你更有钱的男人了。 你不能再对她有幻想了。醒醒吧，哥们儿。

Jim: I am not ready for another relationship. Maybe she will come back. I need to watch her back, in case that fucking man hurts her.

我还没有准备好一段新恋情。也许她会回来。我得看着她，万一那个该死的混蛋欺负她。

Jake: You are hopeless.

你真是没救了。

Jim: I just have faith bro. I am not like you, prick. You can double date and mess with your ex-girlfriend’s best friend.

我只是有信仰。我不像你，臭混蛋。 你可以脚踏两只船，跟你前女友的最好的朋友乱搞。