休闲对话：史上最牛泡妞法

Bob: Tow, how about you and your girl?

汤姆，你跟你喜欢的那女孩怎样了?

Tom: I pick her up downstairs and send flowers every day, but up to now, she doesn’t agree to be my girlfriend.

我天天给她送花，到她家楼下接她，但至今她都没答应做我女朋友。

Bob: You are lack of some mystery.

你这是缺少点神秘感。

Tom: Does it need mystery when chasing after girls?

泡妞还要神神秘秘的?

Bob: Of course yes, I have three methods of chasing after girl,which are not only economic but also mysterious, do you want to know?

那当然。我这有三种既经济又神秘的泡妞法，想不想知道?

Tom: I want, please say to me.

想，快说说。

Bob: Put the prepared breakfast in the girl’s drawer without any word every day and insist on doing this for one or two months, when the girl has been used to the breakfast you prepared, you should stop to afford the breakfast,now she must feel puzzled deeply and ask you for her puzzle, at that time you can tell her the truth and your love. This method is called “Pavlov’s method of chasing after girls”.

就是每天给你那位心仪的女孩的抽屉里都放上精心准备的早餐，并且保持神秘，如此坚持一至两个月，当女孩已经对你每天的准时早餐习以为常时，突然停止送餐，她心中一定会产生深深的疑惑，同时带着疑问找到你询问，这时再一鼓作气将其拿下。这是第一种，叫“巴甫洛夫泡妞法”。

Tom: What is the second method?

那第二种呢?

Bob: The second method is “Schrodinger’ method of chasing after girls”, which is based on “Pavlov’s method of chasing after girls”, but more powerful:whether giving the breakfast to the girl or not, it depends on your coin. This kind of random breakfast makes you become more mysterious.

第二种是薛定谔泡妞法乃是建立在巴甫洛夫泡妞法之上的威力加强版：每天早上，你拿出一个硬币抛掷，让随机性来决定今天是否给女孩送早餐。这种随机性早餐就让你这送餐人在女孩心中有了神秘感。

Tom: How about the last one?

还有一种呢?

Bob: The last method is according to Heisenberg's uncertainty principle，either eating the breakfast or nothing but the picture of the breakfast you took. It makes that she is unable to stop even though she wants to.

这第三种是海森堡的测不准原理，让心仪的女孩要么吃到早餐，要么吃不到，但又确实看到你拍的早餐图。真是欲罢不能啊。

Tom: It seems three good methods, I will have a try.

貌似不错的三种方法，改天我尝试下。