休闲对话：验屁屁机

Luna: Some hotels will provide meticulous service that they will pass toilet papers just after going to the WC for guest. Take a cite of a hotel in Shenzhen. There will still be a waiter standing beside you when you are pissing. And he will pass the toilet paper quickly as soon as you finished.

有的酒店服务特别周到，上完厕所之后都有递纸巾服务。深圳就有一个酒店，男士正在尿尿的时候，旁边就有个人在那看着，看你快结束了，马上就把纸巾递上去。

Uncle Tony: How uncomfortable it is!

那多不自在!

Luna: How fine the service is!

这服务多周到!

Uncle Tony: There is also some automatic service without anybody in the hotel toilet. Once I went to the WC in a five-star hotel. After finishing, I found out something was the same hight to the urinal. So I moved my face to have a look on it. Suddenly, a column of water spurt to my face.

也有酒店厕所的服务是自动化的，没有人。一次我在五星级大酒店上厕所，上完之后，发现有一个和便池一边高的东西，我就把脸凑过去看，结果一股水，一下子就喷到我脸上了。

Luna: Oh! Didn’t it wash the ass?

啊!那不是洗屁股的么!

Uncle Tony: Yeah, but I didn’t know then!

是啊，我当时不知道啊!

Luna: Was it inductive?

那个是感应的么?

Uncle Tony: Maybe.

可能是.

Luna: Haw haw! There should be a “Test Ass Machine” and the “Voice Alarm System”. When your face approaches to it, it will said, “ I’m so sorry, this is the false ass, please change to the true ass!”

哈哈!那玩意上面应该有个验屁屁机，还有语音系统报警，当你脸凑过去的时候，他就说：“对不起这张是假屁屁，请换真屁屁!”

Uncle Tony: My face wouldn’t be spurt in this way.

这样我的脸就不能被喷到了。

Luna: Yeah, but sometimes a face is so same like a ass. It is a little difficult for the Test Ass Machine to identify much clearly. We’d better allow for it. Haw haw!

是啊，但是人的脸和屁股真的长的挺像的。要辨认那么清楚，还挺为难那个验屁屁机的，我们也得理解它的苦衷。哈哈～～～