休闲对话：新婚之夜婆婆竟然逼媳妇….

婆婆: Lili, you are tired today. Go to bed now. By the way, I have already arranged boys to pressing bed.

丽丽，今天你也累了。现在去睡吧。顺便说下，我已经安排了压床的男孩儿。

媳妇丽丽: What? What is pressing bed? Who are these boys?

什么?什么叫压床?这些男孩儿是谁?

婆婆: They are our relatives, cousins of junjun, your husband.

他们是咱家的亲戚，你老公军军的堂弟。

媳妇丽丽: But why they stay in my new room, new bed? What they want to do?

但是为什么他们呆在我的新房， 新床上?他们想做什么?

婆婆: They will stay with you tonight.

他们今晚跟你一起睡。

媳妇丽丽: What? Are you joking?

什么?你在开玩笑吗?

婆婆: Don’t worry. They will not touch you. This is local custom. It will bring you and junjun good luck and help you to get a son.

别担心了。他们不会碰你。这是我们这儿的风俗。这会给你和军军带来好运的，也会帮你生儿子。

媳妇丽丽: No, I will never accept! Now, in a modern civilized society, how ignorant and ridiculous such a custom is!

不，我决不接受!现在，在这样一个现代文明的社会，这样的风俗太愚昧可笑了!

婆婆: This is custom, everybody do and you shall obey!

这是风俗，每个人都这样做，你必须遵守!

媳妇丽丽: Impossible! If you force me, I will be your ex-daughter in low!

不可能!如果你强迫我，我就是你的前儿媳妇了!