休闲对话：我的“剩男”，你在哪里？

A: Will you go the Mathew’s wedding party this Saturday?

你参加马修周六的婚礼吗?

B: No unless I get invited. I hate weddings.

不去，除非我接到请贴。我讨厌婚礼。

A: What for? Weddings are so romantic. Isn’t it brave when someone decides to make a commitment?

为什么?婚礼多浪漫吗?一个人决定作出承诺的时候，多勇敢啊。

B: It is when you find your Mr. Right. I guess I should go for the blind dating.

当你找到好好先生的时候，才是。我估计要去相亲了。

A: Come on! Promise me you won’t. As the leader of world’s most populous nation, we have 30 million bachelors for you to choose. You are young, smart, and hot. Men are crazy about you. Don’t be so picky on men.

拜托!你不是吧。作为世界人口大国，我们有三千万名男单身青年供您挑选。你年轻，聪明，性感。男人们都为你疯狂。别太挑了。

B: I am not.

我没有啊。

A: Okay. What kind of man are you looking for then?

好。那你喜欢什么类型的男人呢?

B: Not too rich, kind, intelligent, caring, easy on the eyes, …

不要太富有，性格要好，有智慧的，有爱心的，养眼的。。。

A: You will never find your man with so many adjectives. You should go to Sri Lanka. Then you could marry more than one man.

有这么多要求，你找不到了。你应该去斯里兰卡。你就可以嫁给好几个男人了。

B: Polygamy is disgusting. I don’t like the idea of sharing. I believe in monogamy. But it seems monogamy is too good to be true nowadays.

一妻多夫，太恶心了。我不喜欢分享。我相信一夫一妻制。但是似乎现在的人不在相信这个了。