休闲对话：超囧男老师球场掉卫生巾

丈夫: I cannot bear myself any more.

我受不了我自己了。

妻子: What's wrong with you?

你怎么了?

丈夫: I took one piece of your sanitary towel this morning, remeber that?

我早上拿了你一片卫生巾，记得吧?

妻子: Yes, you said you suffered from the haemorrhoids.

记得啊，你说你痔疮犯了。

丈夫: Damned!

该死的!

丈夫: When I was playing basketball, it dropped through my trouser legs with blood! How can I explain?

我打篮球的时候，这东西从我的裤管掉出来了，还粘着血!要我怎么能解释清楚?