休闲对话：2009最雷最衰倒霉鬼

小强: I am out of luck these days.

这些天我倒霉透了。

小李: Why do you say so? You dated with several girls and got a new job last month.

你怎么这么说呢?你上个月刚跟几个女孩约会了，还得到了一份新工作。

小强: Yes, but it was the beginning of my bad luck.

是的，但是这是我霉运的开始。

小李: Did Maggie say goodbye to you?

Maggie 跟你说分手了?

小强: No, she just said my advantage was I was handsome, but my disadvantage was the handsomeness was not so obvious。

不，她只是说我的优点是我很帅，但是我的缺点是我帅的不明显。

小李: Well，then go to Jessica.

那么去找Jessica.

小强: She was more extravagant. She said although I wore some cologne, she could still vaguely smell a scummy whiff out of me.

她更过分。她说虽然我身上喷了古龙水，但她还是能隐约闻到一股人渣味儿。

小李: Oh, crazy lady。 So you can go to hot Mary.

哦，疯狂的女人。 那么你可以去找火辣的Mary.

小强: Yes, she never refuses me. But I learn one thing from her, “It does not hurt feelings, when it comes to money, but it indeed damn cost money when it comes to feelings。” she said love me and asked for one necklace worth 50,000!

是的，她从来不拒绝我。但是我从她身上学到了一件事，“谈钱不伤感情，谈感情最他妈伤钱。”她说爱我，然后要一条价值5万的项链。

小李: Women let you disappointed. So please work hard and earn more money.

女人们使你失望。 所以请好好工作多赚钞票吧。

小强: Yes, I worked day and night and when I went to financial department to get my salary, the accountant said: “Could you please come for your earnings later, because I have no change here?”

是的，我日夜工作，当我去财务科拿工资时，会计说：“你晚点来领工资吧，我这没零钱。”

小李: Then talk with your boss and maybe you will get reasonable reward.

那么跟你的老板谈谈，也许你会拿到合理的报酬。

小强: Yes, I did so but only got a dismissal letter. I asked who made this decision, and they replied as the department concerned.

是的，我这么做了但是只得到一封辞职信。我问是谁决定的，他们说是有关部门。

小李: I feel sorry for you. The most mysterious department in the history is the department concerned。

我同情你。史上最神秘的部门就是有关部门。