休闲对话：自相矛盾对话版

Salesman: Come on ,everybody! Come here and have a look at my amazing spear and shield.

瞧一瞧，看一看!大家来看我惊人的矛和盾吧!

Customer: Well,they're not bad.

它们看起来不错嘛。

Salesman: Not bad?They are the best! Have you seen my spear?It's the sharpest in the world. My spear could stab through any shield.

不错?它们可是最好的!你瞧见我的矛了没有?它是世界上最锋利的矛了。它可以刺透任何盾。

Customer: Oh,really? Is your shield the best，too?

噢，是吗?那么你的盾也是最好的么?

Salesman: Yes,of course. My shield is the strongest.It can stop any spear in the world.

当然是了。我的盾是最结实的，它能抵挡住世界上任何矛。

Customer: Then...what happens if your spear hits against your shield?

那么......如果用你的矛刺你的盾，结果会怎么样呢?

Salesman: Oh-I forgot about my powerful spear!

噢—我把我自己厉害的矛给忘了。