Angela bumps into her old friend, Ben, on the street. 
(A=Angela; B=Ben)
A: Hey, Ben, you look as if you need a haircut. 
B: Yeah, I will be wearing pigtails soon if I don't get my hair cut. But I hate going to the barber's. 
A: Why don't you get a crew cut? That way you won't need to go to the barber's so often. 
B: Better still, maybe I should go around bald, right? 
A: Hey! That's cool! 
B: You bet! That'll be so cool I might catch a cold. 
A: No problem. Just wear a wig. 
B: You know, Angela, you do actually have a sense of humor. 
A: Well, when it comes to talking about your hair, what could be funnier? 
B: Get out of here, you clown!
wonder drug 万灵丹
bloodshot 充血的    I have runny nose.流鼻涕   sneeze 打喷嚏    symptom
I had a haircut yesterday.
ponytail 马尾辫   pigtails 几个辫子
hate to do = hate doing
dislike
flat top 大平头   crew cut 小平头
get out of here = cut it out 少来这套,胡说