小贝将挂帅澳大利亚国家队?

        Last year on April 1 the company unveiled a pen with microchiptracking so no one could pinch it.

　　去年愚人节，这家公司“推出”一款无人能偷走的微芯片跟踪笔。

　　"Whether you're joining together a research project, tax forms or your divorce papers, the Twapler will send out a message for eager tweeters to revel in."

　　“无论你是在装订研究报告，报税表格还是离婚文件，这款订书机都会向推特上发送一条信息，吸引粉丝关注。”

　　Australian broadcaster ABC put out a spoof interview with an injured David Beckham in which the former England soccer captain said he was set to join the Australian national team, the Socceroos, as assistant manager and lead them to World Cup glory in South Africa.

　　澳大利亚广播公司则在当天播出了对贝克汉姆的一期专访。在这个经过处理的假专访中，有伤在身的前英格兰国家足球队队长宣布，他将担任澳大利亚国家足球队（绰号Socceroos）的助理教练，带领该队征战南非世界杯。