文体笑话：4、 To count 8 每次数到“8”

4. To count 8

A muscular1 man went to the hospital to inquire2 about a method of curing his insomnia3.

It's easy, the doctor said, "you are only of a little neurasthenia4. When you are on bed at night, you can try to count numbers in your heart, from one to ten, recount the numbers until you fall asleep easily. The point is that you must stick to5 it every night. "

One week later, the muscular man came to the hospital again. And he appeared more gaunter than last time. The doctor was very surprised to ask him the reason.

The patient said, "I follow your advice to count numbers from one to ten, but whenever I counted to 8, I would jump instinctively6."

Why?

I am a boxer instructor. was the answer.

Notes:

1. muscular 肌肉结实的

2. inquire 询问

3. insomnia 失眠

4. neurasthenia 神经衰弱

5. stick to 坚持

6. instinctively 本能地

每次数到“8”

一名彪形大汉到医院去，向医生请教治疗失眠的方法。

“这很容易”，医生说，“你只不过有轻微的神经衰弱。晚上当你躺到床上时，就默念数字，从1数到10，循环数，便容易入睡啦。注意：贵在坚持。”

一个星期后，这个大汉又来到医院，比上次来时显得更疲惫不堪。医生吃惊地问他怎么会弄到这般田地。

病人说：“我坚持每天晚上一躺到床上就不断从1数到10，可是每次数到8，我就跳起来了。”

“为什么呢？”

回答是：“我的职业是拳击教练。”

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