文体笑话：1、 Music 音乐

1. Music

John's girl friend had been trying to get John—a rock and roll1 fan —interested in classical music. When she offered to purchase2 tickets to a Mozart festival, John willingly agreed to accompany her and seemed to enjoy the symphony3.

After the concert, she mentioned how Mozart's music moved her. "At times, I can almost hear his voice in the music and I feel as though he's talking to me." She said.

John nodded his head in solemn agreement. "Yes," he said, "I know what you mean." Feeling very pleased that she had made him changed, she asked what he felt the music was saying to him.

He replied, "It said, go to sleep, John, go to sleep…"

Notes:

1. rock and roll 摇滚乐

2. purchase 购买

3. symphony 交响乐

音　乐

约翰的女友一直试图让摇滚乐迷约翰对古典音乐感兴趣。她主动提出购买两张莫扎特音乐节的门票，他也很乐意陪她，而且似乎喜欢上了交响乐。

音乐会后，她提到莫扎特的音乐如何如何打动了她。“有好几次我几乎可以听到他在音乐中的声音，感觉到好像他在对我倾述。”她说道。

约翰表情严肃地点点头表示赞同。“是的”，他说，“我明白你的意思”。女友为约翰的转变而高兴，于是问他是如何感受音乐的话语的。

他回答：“交响乐对我说，睡吧，约翰，睡吧……”

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奥地利作曲家莫扎特是古典乐派最典型的作曲家，与海顿、贝多芬并称为维也纳古典乐派三大作曲家。莫扎特写了大量各种体裁的器乐与声乐作品，但以歌剧为创作主流。他毕生创作歌剧22部，《费加罗的婚礼》《唐璜》《魔笛》是其中最著名的三部；交响曲41部，以第三十九、四十、四十一交响曲最为著名；钢琴协奏曲27部，其中第二十、二十一、二十三、二十四、二十六、二十七钢琴协奏曲最有名；小提琴协奏曲6部，最为著名的是第四、第五小提琴协奏曲。